Episode 42 - Sailor Moon Süper Season Finale (w/Alison Lührs)

 
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Very special guest and legit sailor scout Alison “Hates” “Our” “Nicknames” Lührs returns once more to set the sun on our favorite moon princess. Do we give Serena (and our second season) the send-off they deserve?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We lay prostate before the Altar of the gilded Wing-Wong Queen Serenity’s lifesaving magic favors the top 1% of moonchildren One cool thing 90s kids will remember is failing us all Andy claims to just read fan-fiction as a hilarious bit Turns out Darien has *always* been a weird Victorian dinner guest Apparently a “Taiwanese Earthquake” isn’t a cocktail or a sex thing

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Urge™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 39: "The Past Returns"

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 40: "Day of Destiny"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 41 - Bovine Genesis Cowvangelion

 
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As we approach the end of our second season, the podcast can go one of two ways: we can jump the shark, or become The Wire. We did both?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Guest starring Omar from The Wire as “The Shark” Fertile Crescent V 10 great ways to blast your man’s cornwagon Austin drops a Chicken Run reffie Andy’s new segment turns our lives into a crossover fic where Eggman is my dad Something something Fonzie jukebox ski shoes

Today's Episode Sponsors: Mom’s Goodnight Lobster™ & Hair That Gets Everywhere™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 38, "Fractious Friends"

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 26, "The Wild Wild Pest"

  • Cybersix - Episode 13, "The Final Confrontation"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 40 - Who, What, When, Where & Jamiroquai

 
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We watched some cartoons, but there’s also a lot of classic “Jamiroquai Talk,” just a heads up.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ska makes a big comeback and it’s definitely not Jamiroquai Moo Montana has a horned-up hometown sidepiece Cybersix’s best episode to date just fucking rocks, there’s no joke for that one Ultimate Wingman Jupiter risks her life to get Mercury some psychic nerd poontang Back that tush up, that tush is my friend

Today's Episode Sponsors: Salty Vaseline™ & Vampire Math Class™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 13, "Another Fine Mesa"

  • Cybersix - Episode 12, "Daylight Devil"

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 37, "Tuxedo Unmasked"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 39 - One Snake That is Also Two Snakes

 
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Saturday Morning Tuesdays Update: God turned his back on us, so Dark Science gave us snake bodies with horse feet and things are way better now! Clip clop motherfuckersss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The headphone splitter of circus serpents makes a proud debut Oh Melvin, Oh Well Then: A Musical Revue You know how birds inflate sometime? Darien? Did you mean Prince Darien? Cody destroys family heirlooms with White Ignorance and also a belt sander Spay and neuter your snakes

Today's Episode Sponsors: Plucky’s Duck Buckets™ and Grandma Chutney’s Tooth Butter™ (And Wacky Tobacky Backwards Tobacco™)

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 36, "Last Resort"

  • Cybersix - Episode 11, "The Greatest Show in Meridiana"

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 12, "The Big Cow Wow"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 38 - Boulevard of Broken Dweebs

 
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We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor Austin gets A Wizard’s Punishment for his shitty wizard words Moo Montana and Sheriff Terrorbull try to avoid the tender touch of a man Twist It Like A Mustache

Today's Episode Sponsors: What Have They Done With Cinnamon™ and One Piece of Nasty Corn™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination"
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls"
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 37 - Bad at Podcast

 
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Pour some chocolate chips and jimmies on these three scoops of Podcast™ ice cream. “Rad creams!” you say, “these sure taste just like my stories!”

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Popemaster General Owen Wilson visits us from the steamin’ hot cyberfuture  •  We uncover the secret origins of Johnny Bravo  •  A snowman witch haunts the moguls  •  Cybersix fucking delivers this week with a Screamin’ Lovecraftian nightmare peeper   Cheese is milk

Today's Episode Sponsors: Extremely Creamy Charles™ and Seven Milkmen™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 10, "Stolen on the River"
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 34, "Ski Bunny Blues"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Cybersix - Episode 9, "The Eye"
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 36 - The Scab Prince: A Sailor Moon Power Hour

 
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Take your crown out of its crown house and put it on your head and be a princess this week with your three best friends the Princess Boys because Gosh Goodness O’Golly it’s another Sailor Moon Power Hour!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet your sweeties: Bird Princess, Truck Princess, and Old Princess Featuring Owen Wilson as Beryl McQueen Tuxedo Mask is in full bloom Don’t touch the clam monster’s Dark Wax Andy’s Anime Demerits: 972 and counting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 31, "A Reluctant Princess"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 32, "Bad Hair Day"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 33, "Little Miss Manners"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 35 - Floor-to-Ceiling Diapersix

 
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If you tune into our podcast exclusively for Andy-Shaming, we’ve got a whopper in your hopper. He doesn’t mind, because he’s drooling in his corner and eating wood.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Everything Is Diapersix    Pastawatch is back by “popular” “demand”    Goblins are real, and they hate the sun    Ghosts are real, and they eat cows    Darien is catnip for bees

Today's Episode Sponsors: Real Charmanders™ and The Four Separate Sentences That Ladies Love To Hear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 8 - “Gone With the Wings”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 9 - “Legend of Skull Duggery”
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 30 - “A Crystal Clear Destiny”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 34 - Gary’s Goodbye

 
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This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful    Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits    Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat    Cat’s Cradle bafflingly wins Meridiana’s Game of the Year    Moo Mesa Presents: Snore Weddings and a Funeral

Today's Episode Sponsors: Outer Space Travis™ and Night Games™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 29 - “Sailor V Makes the Scene”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Cybersix - Episode 7 - “Brainwashed”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 8 - “Wedding Bull Blues”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 33 - Spicy Throwing Shrimp

 
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We accidentally trapped 600 birds in a classroom? Please send help

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin and Rory tussle to the death in a crystal house    Meridiana gets an entire Hitchcock of blue pigeons    No one seems to smell the poo gas except Andy    Mayor Bulloney just gets a whole dickload of shovels, end of episode    We can’t decide what smooched the gooch more: Tuxedo Melvin or Andy’s Animorphs references

Today's Episode Sponsors: Jeff Style’s Back: Jackin’ It Backwards™ and Barnabas, King of Trains™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 6 - “Blue Birds of Horror”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 7 - “Wetward Whoa”
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 28 - “Tuxedo Melvin”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 32 - Rhett Butler's Fat Green Butthole

 
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When we watch an episode of Sailor Moon that’s a real barn-burner, we have a duty to raise it to the sky like a child of prophecy. Please enjoy this incredible spate of kitty cat nonsense.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A nasty man debuts his filthy video series    Two cows lock horns in Vaudeville Kombat    Return of the Stink Panther    Zoycite builds a living coat of sewer mice    Andy’s Anime Demerits: 24 and he’s just *steamed* about it

Today's Episode Sponsors: Doin’ It, Jeff Style™ and Still Doin’ It (With Jeff)™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 6 - “Thoroughly Moodern Lily”
    Available on YouTube

  • Cybersix - Episode 5 - “Lori is Missing”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 27 - “Kitty Chaos”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 31 - Cybersix Is On Thin F**king Ice (w/Jaine Ye)

 
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Featuring special guest Jaine Ye! Today on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, Cybersix makes a bafflingly tone-deaf blunder and we just, like...like we had to talk about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Thrill as we introduce what is sure to be a hit new pasta-related segment    Cybersix ruins a perfectly good detective story    Austin can barely suppress his salivary glands when talking about famed chain restaurant Red Lobster    Hunk Jesus is here, and he wears a tablecloth    Sorry Moo Mesa, but hair just doesn’t grow from the top of the pouch

Today's Episode Sponsors: New Salmon™ and Fill-’em-Up Phil™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 4 - “Yashimoto, Private Eye”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 26 - “Grandpa’s Follies”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 5 - “A Sheepful of Dollars”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Jaine Ye (NYC) (Or like, Boston I guess right now) (Or...Boston-area)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 30 - This is Sourdough

 
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The boys pucker their lips at the yucky sour taste of that lemon bread! Yuck! Almost as sour as some of them dang cartoons we watched.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory gifts us our most ambitious theme yet    Bag yourself a rain-trapped hunk with this one weird trick    Bovine child gangs roam the west    Mature romance means learning to love bugs    Austin and Rory pine after a cyborg panther    Andy’s Anime Demerits: 21 and counting

Today's Episode Sponsors: Zippers for Sisters™ and Justin's Birthday™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 25 - “Too Many Girlfriends”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 4 - “School Days”
    Available on YouTube

  • Cybersix - Episode 3 - “Terra”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 29 - Ninety Minutes of Non-Stop Panthers

 
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It’s Saturday Morning on this fateful Tuesday and we’re plump with windmill cereal (#TweetYourWheat) and dressed in the suits our mom picked out for us. Pour your milk over our bowls and join us as we dip our toes into those milk bowls and get wet from milk and then watch our favorite cartoons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Join us in our windowless windmill operation    We just love that panther    Rory comes out guns blazing on his new segment, Cowboy Facts    Austin’s rap career begins and ends right before your eyes    Andy’s Anime Demerits: 15 and counting    Join us for the trial of Darien Kay Letourneau

Today's Episode Sponsors: Chimney Beans™ and T.G.I. Albert’s™

Horse People Are Real #TheTruthIsOutThere

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 2 - “Data 7 & Julian”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 2 - “A Snake In Cow’s Clothing”
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 24 - "An Artful Attack"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 28 - Baloneyalism (w/Annie Jansen)

 
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Our very good friend Annie Jansen is witness to the debut of two new shows in our lineup: the refreshingly progressive Cybersix and the depressingly regressive C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special guest Annie Jansen is foolishly unafraid of having her name google-linked to ours    Carb up to fight fascists with an Argentinian Pasta Breakfast    Rory did his cowboy homework    Annie drops the bomb on some Nuclear Horse Theory    It’s time for the Macy’s Day Parade to embrace gynecological floats

Today's Episode Sponsors: Trash Can Lasers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 1 - “Mysterious Shadow”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 1 - “Bang ‘Em High”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 27 - Joe’s Nut Mystery (w/Alison Lührs)

 
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It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Lührs hates our tawdry lollipop theme    Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases    Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips    Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples    Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love”
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 26 - Just Wizard Stuff

 
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Our notorious audio phantom (Zoltrax, King of Riddles) curses our recording once again, but we soldier on undeterred to give Rory a good razzing about our hilarious Wizard Stuff.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Zero the Memory Thief displays shockingly poor financial skills    Honky Priest vs. Werehunk    Anime Wizard Andy has go to real jail, not the fun one    Ebenezer Mimi is visited by Sora the Dream Witch    MetalGreymon literally orphans a hundred frogs

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Downtown Trouser House™ and Stevesdropping™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 12 - “Zero the Memory Thief”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 22 - “The Power of Friendship”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 25 - “Princess Karaoke”
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 25 - The Butthole Muppets Of Vehicle 9

 
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One time I ate an entire goose egg, shell and everything. #cartoons

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy tries out a new Jester character, further turning this podcast into his personal voice demo    Sometimes it takes a crystal to find a crystal    I think we’d prefer to see less of Seymour    Sailor Jupiter and Game Machine Joe karate chop us in the heart    Izzy YMCAs his way through most of the alphabet

Today's Episode Sponsors: ThunderKeith™ and Feral Phil & His Ramshackle Hut™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 24 - “No Questions, Please”
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 21 - “Jupiter Comes Thundering In”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 11 - “Gold Shield”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 24 - Beach Wine For Two

 
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Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin    We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite    The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas  •  Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours    Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable  Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelings

Today's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner”
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 23 - The One With the Karate Witch

 
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Subscribe to our podcast and help us mercilessly ping infamous Jerkules Kevin Sorbo’s Google alert the way his straight white god intended.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever    Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar  Gotta buy that good Dimetapp®    A pooping dinosaur saves children from reckless drug use

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sweet Eggs™ and Hands Inside America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 9 - “Sky-Shadow”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 22 - “Forget About It!”
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 19 - “Molly's Folly”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)