Episode 29 - Ninety Minutes of Non-Stop Panthers

 
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It’s Saturday Morning on this fateful Tuesday and we’re plump with windmill cereal (#TweetYourWheat) and dressed in the suits our mom picked out for us. Pour your milk over our bowls and join us as we dip our toes into those milk bowls and get wet from milk and then watch our favorite cartoons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Join us in our windowless windmill operation    We just love that panther    Rory comes out guns blazing on his new segment, Cowboy Facts    Austin’s rap career begins and ends right before your eyes    Andy’s Anime Demerits: 15 and counting    Join us for the trial of Darien Kay Letourneau

Today's Episode Sponsors: Chimney Beans™ and T.G.I. Albert’s™

Horse People Are Real #TheTruthIsOutThere

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 2 - “Data 7 & Julian”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 2 - “A Snake In Cow’s Clothing”
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 24 - "An Artful Attack"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 28 - Baloneyalism (w/Annie Jansen)

 
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Our very good friend Annie Jansen is witness to the debut of two new shows in our lineup: the refreshingly progressive Cybersix and the depressingly regressive C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special guest Annie Jansen is foolishly unafraid of having her name google-linked to ours    Carb up to fight fascists with an Argentinian Pasta Breakfast    Rory did his cowboy homework    Annie drops the bomb on some Nuclear Horse Theory    It’s time for the Macy’s Day Parade to embrace gynecological floats

Today's Episode Sponsors: Trash Can Lasers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 1 - “Mysterious Shadow”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 1 - “Bang ‘Em High”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 27 - Joe’s Nut Mystery (w/Alison Lührs)

 
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It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Lührs hates our tawdry lollipop theme    Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases    Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips    Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples    Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love”
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 26 - Just Wizard Stuff

 
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Our notorious audio phantom (Zoltrax, King of Riddles) curses our recording once again, but we soldier on undeterred to give Rory a good razzing about our hilarious Wizard Stuff.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Zero the Memory Thief displays shockingly poor financial skills    Honky Priest vs. Werehunk    Anime Wizard Andy has go to real jail, not the fun one    Ebenezer Mimi is visited by Sora the Dream Witch    MetalGreymon literally orphans a hundred frogs

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Downtown Trouser House™ and Stevesdropping™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 12 - “Zero the Memory Thief”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 22 - “The Power of Friendship”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 25 - “Princess Karaoke”
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 25 - The Butthole Muppets Of Vehicle 9

 
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One time I ate an entire goose egg, shell and everything. #cartoons

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy tries out a new Jester character, further turning this podcast into his personal voice demo    Sometimes it takes a crystal to find a crystal    I think we’d prefer to see less of Seymour    Sailor Jupiter and Game Machine Joe karate chop us in the heart    Izzy YMCAs his way through most of the alphabet

Today's Episode Sponsors: ThunderKeith™ and Feral Phil & His Ramshackle Hut™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 24 - “No Questions, Please”
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 21 - “Jupiter Comes Thundering In”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 11 - “Gold Shield”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 24 - Beach Wine For Two

 
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Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin    We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite    The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas  •  Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours    Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable  Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelings

Today's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner”
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 23 - The One With the Karate Witch

 
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Subscribe to our podcast and help us mercilessly ping infamous Jerkules Kevin Sorbo’s Google alert the way his straight white god intended.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever    Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar  Gotta buy that good Dimetapp®    A pooping dinosaur saves children from reckless drug use

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sweet Eggs™ and Hands Inside America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 9 - “Sky-Shadow”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 22 - “Forget About It!”
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 19 - “Molly's Folly”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 22 - 13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can

 
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Episode 22 - “13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can” - Downtown Vince HATES #5.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The three of us sit in a triangle and spank each other until a thick podcast forms    Andy grows Naruto Whiskers when challenged to an anime fight    Melvin screams the theme at us again    Taiwan doesn’t recognize Daylight’s noble sacrifice    △▽△▽  T R I A N G L E  △▽△  M E M E S  ▽△▽△

Today's Episode Sponsors: Edible Boyfriends™ and 2Cheez’s new album, Bird/Tape™

Andy’s Anime Crimes:

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 21 - “Home Away From Home”
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 18 - “Worth a Princess’s Ransom”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 8 - “The Threat of Dritt”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

 
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This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over    Austin steams up his patented punk salad    Sailor V knows how to merchandise    Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit    The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti    Sora does a Clone War

Today's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ & Adult Popsicles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 20 - The One True Frasier (w/Alison Lührs)

 
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Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more anime

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’    The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured    If you piss yourself in the game, you die in real life    Tuxedo Mask gets werewolf rules with formalwear    Charon the Boatman ferries Andy through Hades and into the Jimmy Neutron Wiki

Today's Episode Sponsors: Time Parties™ & WetSheets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 6 - "Darkbird"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 19 - "The Prisoner of the Pyramid"
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 16 - "Who Is That Masked Man?"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

 
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Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips    [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls]  •  The boys get tickled by Picklemon    A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy    Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*Star

Today's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"
    Available on Hulu

  • Silverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 18 - Spaghetti & Meatballs Beauty Pageant

 
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Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode  •  A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun  •  Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting  •  Austin forgets that he ripped off The Good Place  •  Serena’s true love calls her a dog-faced old trashcan.

Today's Episode Sponsors: “How’s That Cereal?”™ and “What Happened to My Mango?”™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 4 - "Save the Sun"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 14 - "Shutter Bugged"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 17 - "The Crest of Sincerity"
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 17 - The Heart of a Goober

 
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Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone    Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur    Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname    Silverhawks worldbuilding is Kiss Kiss Delicious    Serena gets sidetracked by ham and double husbands

Today's Episode Sponsors: Fargo Babies™ and Pasta Tops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 16 - "The Arrival of Skullgreymon"
    Available on Hulu

  • Silverhawks - Episode 3 - "The Planet Eater"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 13 - "Wedding Day Blues"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 16 - Put An Egg

 
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After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms    What Rashōmon will Rory think of next    Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting    Melvin makes Serena his prunewife    Windhammer gets ladled up like soup    Etemon, the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we need, but not the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we deserve

Today's Episode Sponsors: Grandma’s Hot Lil’ Griddle™ and Bonesy Boy: The Skeleton Baby for Boneless Boys™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 12 - "An Unnatural Phenomena"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 15 - "The Dark Network of Etemon"
    Available on Hulu

  • Silverhawks - Episode 2 - “Journey to Limbo”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 15 - The Menace of Squid*Car

 
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After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him  •  Rory fumbles over a pretty easy clam joke  •  The Planet of the Mimes is not something we made up  •  We all have a good laugh at a horrible slug man  •  We’re counting down the days until Matt is literally just a harmonica-playing Jesus  •  Rich tennis hunks hurdle right into our hearts

Today's Episode Sponsors: Weasel Cheese™ and Mummy Vitamins™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Silverhawks - Episode 1 - “The Origin Story”
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 11 - "Match Point for Sailor Moon"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 14 - "Departure For a New Continent"
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 14 - Andy Didn't Watch the Episodes (w/Bill Woodland)

 
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In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold  •  Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor  •  Devimon gets a Bowflex  •  Angemon raises many pertinent nipple questions  •  Serena gets dreamy with star hunks  •  Jadeite creates an airplane-based Prometheus situation

Today's Episode Sponsor: No More Bumps™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 13 - "The Legend of the Digi-Destined"
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 10 - "Fight to the Finish"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Bill Woodland (Ireland) (Usually)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 13 - Sexy Demon Gaslighting: A Sailor Moon Power Hour (w/Alison Luhrs)

 
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Hey kids, we’re back in the pod-hole with our dear friend Sailor Alison. This episode we catch up on Sailor Moon while ignoring our digi-duties for a week. If you were curious whether Patamon was going to get straight murdered today or not, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory makes a heinous auditory blunder  •  if(boyfriend) { do(naps); }  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 8 and counting  •  Raye and Serena battle to be top goggle-girl  •  We’re still wondering where the 50 theme park kidnap victims went  •  Sexy Cap’n Jed is undone by sporty photography

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secret Movies, Secret Movies About Dogs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 8 - "Nightmare in Dreamland"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 9 - "Cruise Blues"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

 
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The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it    Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting    Digimon eggs are basically bop-its    Jadeite gets lazy about codenames    Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 12 - "DigiBaby Boom"
    Available on Hulu

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 7 - "An Uncharmed Life"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 11 - Amy’s Weird Knees

 
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The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Jadeite files his W-2  •  Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists  •  Sora goes fishing for boys  •  Andy goos it  •  Austin experiments with his Talkhole

Today's Episode Sponsor: Finger Whiskers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 6 - "Time Bomb"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 11 - "The Dancing Digimon"
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 10 - Romanian Dub Secrets (w/Teo "Hot Tub" Popescu)

 
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Teodora “Our Friend” Popescu joins us at the SatAM world headquarters for Deep Chats about Sailors Moon & Mercury, perverted digi-trolls, and those frustrating space reptiles we hate. But we’re not getting covered in poop about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Teo Popescu tells us the wild saucy truth about Romanian Anime (anything goes)  •  Boys named Andrew are gross and they smell  •  More Digimon are picking up what Mimi is putting down  •  Sailor Moon The Show apologizes for Sailor Moon The Character  •  Teens get riled up for accurate Dinosaucer cosplay

Today's Episode Sponsors: Box Full of Whistles™, Randy & Andy’s Junkyard Brunch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 5 - “Computer School Blues”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 10 - “A Clue from the Digi-Past”
    Available on Hulu

  • Dinosaucers - Episode 10 - “Rockin' Reptiles”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Teo Popescu (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

The opinions expressed in this podcast about boys named Andrew largely do not represent the views of boys named Andrew