You've done it. You've read Dune. And it’s a *truer* form of Dune than any book reader will ever know - one filtered through Rory’s mind, ping-ponged off of Andy and Austin’s skulls, and sieved through your chosen podcatcher. The champagne of spice beers.
It's the Crysmas season, so don't forget to crys the Kissknife and sing the royal apology carols
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Sorry this one's late - but as repayment, this episode contains special permission to rate Austin's jokes on our Discord! I'm sure it won't cripple him.
In which we find out that Paul’s truest form is the white guy at a party who whips out his guitar
Everyone’s gonna be witches, y’all - truly this is the crowning achievement of Fourth Wave Fremenism
All three of us have finally seen the movie, and we have some THOUGHTS! Please enjoy our spoiler-filled debrief of one of 2021’s only blockbusters. (Note: Timothée Chalamet is not a guest on this episode, we just thought the name was funny)


DUNE. PART. TWO. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO