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"If you're not going to put Fonzie on a time-traveling alien spaceship, what's the goddamned point?" - Austin, on this week's Friday Banger, "The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang" (1980)
In honor of this coming Tuesday's special on "Wholesome Bears," today's Friday Banger is The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988). This. Song. Bangs.
"Ch-ch-ch-check out that funky bass! These little chipmunk scamps got re-branded as private detectives - and if that doesn't thrill you yet, Disney's prepared to modulate the whole song up a minor third. TWICE." - Andy, on this week's Friday Banger, Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers (1990)
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Brave Heart Lion violates the Prime Directive • The Gummi Bear family is a toxic, gaslighting cesspit • Winnie the Pooh takes us to a German expressionist dreamscape • Andy’s very specific character impression wages emotional warfare on the unsuspecting
Austin and Rory tussle to the death in a crystal house • Meridiana gets an entire Hitchcock of blue pigeons • No one seems to smell the poo gas except Andy • Mayor Bulloney just gets a whole dickload of shovels, end of episode • We can’t decide what smooched the gooch more: Tuxedo Melvin or Andy’s Animorphs references