Special - Sky Dancers & Dragon Flyz (w/Alison Lührs)

 
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Special guest Alison “Promised Us Pasta” Lührs joins us in the studio to examine the smoking wreckage of the 90s “propeller weapon” craze that resulted in Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz. Do their heavily gendered cartoons reach the heights of the toys?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Batten down your manes, horse girls Dip ‘n’ rip off to the rocketship city of Airlandis, where we all share one dad Let the power of dance magic turn off your stupid science brain Queen Skyla lists every character in the show in extreme detail Problematic representation, ahoy!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Dragon Flyz - Episode 1, “Dragon Dawn”

  • Sky Dancers - Episode 1, “They Sky’s the Limit”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Earth Day Special (w/Annie Jansen)

 
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We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsetting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Free Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”

  • Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

 
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At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger friends to a playful lech? The boys all cheer their own name as they plow their way through a conga line of available women Horses, Guns, porque no los dos? How old were you when you learned that Lancelot f*cks? Austin studied the blade, but it doesn’t make him sound cool.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 1, "Opening Kick-off"

  • King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 2, "A Knight’s Quest" OR “The Search for Guinevere”

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Kim Possible

 
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Call us, beep us, if you wanna reach us: Superspy Teenager Kim Possible explodes her way onto Saturday Morning Tuesdays for an examination of cheese architecture, shampoo promotion, and the Bourgeoisie.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Join us in our field of daisies where nothing is rude today Disney gets good and razzed for being real hot on the rich and powerful Ron Stoppable takes a hard left turn at Jerry Lewis Blvd We’re pretty sure Rory has Bryan Cranston posters above his bed Hip-hop welcomes two new sellouts

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Kim Possible - Season 1 Episode 6, "Bueno Nacho"

  • Kim Possible - Season 3 Episode 11, "Rappin’ Drakken"

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - The Reason For The Season (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

 
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Merry Christmas, everyone! When we say there’s a reason for the season, we are of course talking about time-traveling ‘80s bible anime. Special guest Charlotte “A Very Charlotte Christmas” Hollingsworth helps us learn the true meaning of Peepers.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Christopher Peepers Christopher Peepers Christopher Peepers We watched another show too

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beginner’s Bible, "The Nativity"

  • Superbook (1981) - Episode 12, "The First Christmas"

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (San Francisco)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jim Carrey: They Made Three? (w/Nathan Cox)

 
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When we said “Sssomebody Stop Me” we meant “please, Nathan Cox, ssstop us from watching the three Jim Carrey movie cartoon adaptations that came out in 1995.” But he was powerless to help, and aaallllrighty then, it was a real [Dumb & Dumber reference] of a time.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Nathan “2 Zoos 2 Books” Cox is stuck in a bottomless pit of our design Dumb & Dumber fails both fans and non-fans of the movie A communist monkey seizes the means of production, and Austin’s heart Buzz Stingman spreads his pollen Louie Anderson impressions come back in a big way Somebody Smoke Me

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Dumb & Dumber: The Animated Series - Episode 3, "Top Dumbs"

  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Season 2, Episode 2, "Snow Job"

  • The Mask: Animated Series - Season 2, Episode 19, "To Bee or Not to Bee"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Saturday Morning Tuesdays' Thursday

 
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Today we get a first-hand look at what CEOs really do. Our very hands-off Chief Executive Officer Patrick Stagaman holes-up in his room to get some actual work done: his annual report on the state of SMT! Surely this will be an incredible 14 minutes of wisdom.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Patrick has the most convincing mom voice Dad beat me if I tried to get smarter than him People with beards like to be scratched on them Is Danimals yogurt still in stores? If you’ve never seen the children’s show WMAC Masters, do yourself a favor and click this link Mustard can be scraped off a sandwich, but you can still taste it, it’s ruined

Today's Episode Sponsors: Could it be you, the LISTENER?! Mail in to find out!

FINAL GRADES

  • Before the curve - A Gentleman’s “B”

  • After the Curve - We’re not telling! You gotta listen!

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)
The CEO (A capella Maestro): Patrick Stagaman (Daejeon, S. Korea)

SMT's First Pod-Birthday!

 
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For the first time ever, we three hermit crabs heave ourselves out of our separate shells and mussel our way into a single clam’s house for a one-year birthday retrospectacular. Ever wondered what happened to Sonic, Digimon and Dinosaucers? No? Get out of our clam house.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s got tall boots    The Adventures of Nasty Shark and Gator Maid    Villainy, thy name is Robot Nick    You know it’s true when the Marlon Brando Tree says you have no friends •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 966 and counting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Dinosaucers - Episode 63, "I Got Those ‘Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur"
    Available on YouTube

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 17/18, "Blast to the Past"
    Available on YouTube

  • Digimon Adventure - Episode 47, "Ogremon’s Honor"
    Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Dungeons & Dragons (w/Brian "Yoko" Simmons)

 
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This week we wag our tongues at all those 80s parents by playing the devil’s very own game! Roll a twenty-sided die to see if you enjoy our actual-watch podcast, replete with Gunthieves, Danger Clerks, and our new dungeon friend Brian “Indifferent Viking” Simmons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Brian David “Fourth Name” Simmons betrays his friend by inventing a new punishment currency, Andy’s Bad Boy No-Nos (4 and counting)    Susan Sarandon stars in “Stepmom 2”    We talk about characters named Hank and Bobby for over an hour and Rory totally drops the ball on “King of the Hill” references    An evil demon negs a woke nazi until he attacks several magic preteens with an F-14 Tomcat

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Dungeons & Dragons - Episode 20, "The Dragon's Graveyard," and Episode 23, "The Time Lost"
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Brian Simmons (Seattle but technically Florida I guess)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Andy's Anime Corner

 
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Andy claws open the lock of his dungeon, shrouding the world in ten thousand years of anime darkness. Will we survive his ceaseless tournament arc of punishment? Will Subs defeat Dubs? Will our waifus ever love us back? Something something Millennium Puzzle UwU

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The phrase of the day is “meat juices”    Land Sharks just aren’t the apex predator we hoped they’d be    A brave new Goggle Boy hops inside a Mr. Bucket for some heavy drilling    Class is in session at Onsen High School™    Austin has a Rough Time with short person humor and he looks so cute from down there

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars) - Episode 1 - "An Endless Wasteland"
    Available on Crunchyroll

  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - Episode 1 - "Bust Through the Heavens With Your Drill!"
    Available on Netflix

  • Lovely Complex - Episode 1 - "Freshmen Year Summer! I'll Definitely Find a Boyfriend!"
    Available on...the internet?

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Anime Jail), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Alison & Sammy in the 22nd Century (w/Sherlock Holmes)

 
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Consulting Guest Detectives Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott lend us their expertise in honey riddles and monkey puzzles. With Sherlock and his compudroid Watson. In the future. On the moon.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Themes continue to be hilarious and not obtuse    Andy barely manages to flash us his Naruto unmentionables    Pterodactyls eat up precious moon-children    Austin spits on the sterling reputation of notorious moon-werewolf Michael Chiklis

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Episodes 3, 7, and 23.
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guests:
Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Summer of Specials: Spider-Man '94 (w/Jason Huff)

 
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Our Summer of Specials has begun! First up is the 1994 Spider-Man animated series with the help of our special guest Jason “Scooter Hooligan” Huff.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The elegance of the Teen Face Dance    Miss Spiderman’s Home For Backdoor Pilots    A staggering lack of respect for emotional trauma    Frank Castle goes nuclear on some cobwebs    You know Blade’s mad when he pulls out his stinkbombs   Schrödinger’s Felicia both is and isn’t a Friday reference

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Spider-Man (1994) - Season 2, Episodes 7, 8, 9 (and 10 sorta)
    Available, y'know, on the internet

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Jason Huff (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Wholesome Bears (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

 
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Charlotte “Goldilocks” Hollingsworth creeps into our basement and steals secret sips from our bowls of cartoon porridge: Care Bears, Gummi Bears, and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Are they too spicy, too nasty, or just nasty enough?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Brave Heart Lion violates the Prime Directive    The Gummi Bear family is a toxic, gaslighting cesspit    Winnie the Pooh takes us to a German expressionist dreamscape    Andy’s very specific character impression wages emotional warfare on the unsuspecting

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rude Snakes™ and Simon’s Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • The Care Bears - Episode 50A - “King of the Moon”
    Available on YouTube

  • Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears - Episode 32 - “Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner”
    Available on YouTube

  • The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Episode 1 - “Pooh Oughta Be in Pictures”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (San Francisco)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Oops! All Sponsors

 
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We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentally

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Everything  •  In This Episode  •  Is Sponsors  •  Just The Ads  •  His palms are sweaty  •  knees weak  •  arms are heavy  •  there’s vomit on his sweater already

Today's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING

CALLING ALL SPIDER RIDERS (w/Dominique Thomas)

 
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Dominique Thomas, Avatar of Nines, Lord of Afroductions, and Keeper of the Sexual Fire rides in on an actual spider and hangs out in our room, and we don’t ask questions because you don’t question miracles.

"Calling all Spider Riders! (Let’s Ride) Spider Rider we do, If you true then you can be too! It's cool, you can join our team, no matter how dark it seems. If you look, the power's inside ya, so strive to be a great rider. We're riding on, so now we're calling all SPIDER RIDERS"
- Possibly Drake, 2006

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Hunter Steele gets our blood boiling hot for ruthless spider-related critiques    We drop an exclusive bombshell about Drake    Shadow, the titular spider, very clearly doesn’t want to be in the show    Man triumphs over the tallest, stupidest anime hair that’s ever existed    Definitely drink first

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Spider Riders - Episodes 1, 2 & 3
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

 
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Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song?    The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech    Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us    Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains    Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1 - “Double Surfing Double Cross”
    Available on YouTube maybe

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25 - “Ghost Story”
    Available on YouTube maybe

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39- “Hold the Anchovies”
    Available on YouTube maybe

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

SEO-Friendly “Westworld” Special (w/Sheriff Kyle Levien)

 
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What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2World

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks  •  Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows  •  Rory slips the word "ornithopter" into discussion and no one notices  •  Apparently time travel is just like, whatever now  •  Andy apparently knows a LOT of cat names from the 90’s musical punchline Cats

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Cowboy Box™ and Thicket Brisket™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 3 - “Bulls of a Feather”
    Available on YouTube
     
  • BraveStarr - Episode 1 - “The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty”
    Available on YouTube
     
  • The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers - Episode 54 - “The Battle of the Bandits”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The In-Studio Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 2) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

 
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It’s the much anticipated krang-clusion to the TMNT Super Episode. Join the boys and their Barnyard Nibbler Patrick for the final 3 episodes of season one of 1987’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s a lollygagging good time and many laughs are had at the expense of our friend Patrick who only wanted to spend time with us. [Listen to Part One]

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Footloose Rules when the hot-rodding ne’er-do-wells rocket into town    Special Guest Patrick Stagaman nibbles the plot of Goldilocks on our toes like a court stenographer    A ‘Roots’ Telltale game is a bad idea    April is a pizza-gobbling hypocrite with a shame freezer bursting at the seams with her stuffed-crust lies    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEOWWwwww....krangplane!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 3 - "A Thing About Rats"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 4 - "Hot-Rodding Teenagers From Dimension X"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 5 - "Shredded And Splintered"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 1) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

 
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Surprise! We’re joined on a very special episode of Saturday Morning Saturdays (née Tuesdays) by our old friend and self-appointed CEO, Patrick “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson” Stagaman! In Part One of our two-part special on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we discuss the last 30 years of turtle-mania and explore episodes 1 and 2 of the original series from 1987. Check back for Part Two on Tuesday!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy realizes his lifelong dream of being a bag of beans    Turns out we all know a lot about Turtles    Ninja gentrification    Krang and Shredder have those flavors we crave    We all admit that our deepest fear is hippo violence    No really, like go look at hippo videos, you’ll never sleep again

Further reading on the origins of TMNT [ScreenCrush]

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Turtle Tracks"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 2 - "Enter the Shredder"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - X-Men: The Animated Series (w/Matt Grigsby)

 
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We’re joined in the studio by X-Man X-Fan (and current Austin’s Roommate) Matt Grigsby for an X-citing chat about the 1992 Fox animated series (X-Men) (The Animated Xeries)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin worldbuilds dairy products out of the picture    Never leave home without your throwin’ tomatoes  •  Voracious readers bring down an interdimensional slug monster    You never forget where you got your first bones    Alan the Intern is a stickler for car accuracy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • X-Men - Season 1, Episode 3 - "Enter Magneto"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • X-Men - Season 2, Episode 11 - "Mojovision"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

  • X-Men - Season 3, Episode 19 - "Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape"
    Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)