Special - Ranking Our Second 100 (200) Cartoons

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Our multi-hour experiment a couple years ago to rank the first 100 shows became a surprising fan favorite, so we had to drop part 2 the INSTANT we hit 200 shows, even if it hit in the middle of an arc. WE’RE GOING EVEN LONGER THIS TIME, FUCKERS!

THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENT:

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Code Shows Part I - Spankin’ It To The Streets

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There’s no devious cipher to crack here: we’re doing Code Shows! Shows about codes! Rory just uh, really wanted to do this one, okay? So first up are Codename: Kids Next Door and Code Lyoko, which are code for “babies with weird heads are secret agents.”

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Codename: Kids Next Door Season 1 Episode 2, "Operation I.-S.C.R.E.A.M/Operation C.A.N.N.O.N"

  • Code Lyoko Season 1 Episode 1, "Teddy Godzilla"

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Special - The Addams Family & Beetlejuice

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Everyone loves a family of spooky perverts! Come join some ghoulish weirdos as they watch some shows about other ghoulish weirdos, specifically ones connected directly or tangentially to Tim Burton, the ultimate ghoulish weirdo.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • The Addams Family Season 1 Episode 7, "Sir Pugsley"/”Festerman”/”Art to Art”

  • Beetlejuice Season 4 Episode 7, "Pranks for the Memories"

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Recess Part II - Kevin Sorbet

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The teacher said she needed some “personal quiet time” so we got a whole second recess instead of math lessons! This time around, we’ve got one truly spectacular episode that’ll have you smiling all the way to the disgraced celebrity sorbet store.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Recess Season 1 Episode 4a, "First Name Ashley"

  • Recess Season 2 Episode 10a, "Economics of Recess"

  • Recess Season 3 Episode 10a, "Dodgeball City"

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Recess Part I - The Chuckianic Code

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Class is both in session and also dismissed! We’re kicking off a two-part arc dedicated to the One Saturday Morning hit Recess, which Austin has never seen and the other two love and cherish like their own imaginary child. Hope it’s good!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Recess Season 1 Episode 8b, "The Legend of Big Kid"

    Recess Season 1 Episode 9a, "The Box"

    Recess Season 2 Episode 8b, "Pharaoh Bob"

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Sunday Afternoon Chat - (More) Legend of the Galactic Heroes

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We’ve got something a little different this week—we’re taking our Patreon-based Sunday Afternoon Chats and bringing that energy to the main feed, utilizing their loosiness and goosiness to riff about 4 more LoGH episodes we swallowed whole like a snake.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episodes 5-8

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Special - Loonatics Unleashed

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Bet you got complacent after those elegant, refined cartoons from our Masterpiece Theatre arc and almost forgot what we always return to—pure nasty filth garbage from sewers. This week answers the question, “What if the Looney Tunes all had sex and died?”

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Loonatics Unleashed Season 1 Episode 10, "Time After Time"

  • Loonatics Unleashed Season 2 Episode 7, "The Hunter"

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Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part IV - Wet Jeans, Cold Tub, Trench Foot

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Much like this week’s episode of LotGH, our finale of Anime Masterpiece Theatre resolves without a happy ending—but never fear! We’ve still prepared a rich, meaty content broth that’s perfect for sipping under a blanket with your most nude co-conspirators.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 4, "Imperial Afterglow"

  • Fist of the North Star Episode 4, "Attack the Bloody Cross! The Secret Technique, Death by Soft Strikes”

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Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part III - The Inside Robin

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Anime Masterpiece Theatre is now in its back half, and everything is RAD. RAD face explosions, RAD spine snapping, and RAD deliberations on the rise of fascism within democratic governments. RAD STUFF HERE

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Fist of the North Star Episode 3, "In the City Without Light, a Lone Fist Burns! The Furious Death by the Five Exploding Fingers"

    Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 3, "The Birth of the 13th Fleet"

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Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part II - Good, Awesome War Ideas (w/Kyle Henick)

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We hope you’ve laundered your smoking jacket since last week, because we’re back for more Anime Masterpiece Theatre, which is currently about a bunch of dudes dying. You won’t believe the ways and quantities of dudes who bite it. Also Kyle Henick is here.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Fist of the North Star Episode 2, "The Fist of Lingering Regret and Certain Death!! The Future is Sighted in the Barren Wasteland!!"

    Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 2, "Battle at Astate"

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Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part I - Hundred Eagles

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Cue the fancy PBS music, cause it's time for Masterpiece Theatre! We're watching two seminal works from Japan's Shōwa period which deftly prodded the fleshy pressure points of culture and exploded it from the inside out. Put on your smoking caps, stretch out on the settee, and feast your eyes upon Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Fist of the North Star.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Fist of the North Star Episode 1, "God or Devil?! - The Mightiest Man Who Appeared in Hell!"

  • Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 1, "In the Eternal Night"

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TurtleBats Part VII - Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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WE LIED. THERE’S MORE. Our TurtleBats culmination had to be this, a direct-to-video crossover of cross-corporate cooperation with perhaps our MOST DIVIDED OPINIONS YET. If there’s a side you agree with, let us know. We’re all desperate for your approval.

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE:

  • Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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TurtleBats Part VI - Chekhov's Face

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Our turtle and bat-based travels reach the end of the road, as we finally catch up to the modern era of our respective reboots. And it turns out they absolutely rip! New stuff can be good! We’re sometimes saying this about new things!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Batman: Caped Crusader Episode 1, “In Treacherous Waters”

  • Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Episode 1, “Leo Nardo Stands Alone”

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TurtleBats Part V - Slow Dad and the Pizza Kiss

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We’ve now seen so many reboots of TMNT and Batman that reality is folding in on itself, entire dimensions stretching and tearing like mozzarella cheese on a hot slice of ‘za. With the power of time travel, we may just be able to unfuck our cosmic whoopsie.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S2E16B “Minotaur Maze” & S1E11B “Pizza Pit”

  • Beware the Batman Episode 7, “Family”

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TurtleBats Part IV - The Customer Is Always Knife

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Here at Turtle & Bat Reboot Industries, business is boomin’! They just keep making these dang things, it’s like we’re eating all the chocolates on the conveyor belt. Your gram-gram will love that reference. Anyway, enjoy Da Brave & Da Bold and TMNT 2012!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Season 2 Episode 6, “Target: April O’Neil”

  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold Season 2 Episode 17, “The Mask of Matches Malone!”

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TurtleBats Part III - Roryboros (w/Shane Smith)

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Turtles! Bats! Additional discourse! It’s all here in the latest chapter of our animal-based hero franchise odyssey! Noted toon enjoyer Shane Smith joins us as we examine the first true reboots of TMNT & (The) Batman and put them to (the) test.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • The Batman Season 2 Episode 4, “The Laughing Bat”

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) Season 2 Episodes 23/24, “The Big Brawl” Parts 1/2

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TurtleBats Part II - Soup Anger

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TurtleBats is TurtleBack, but with yet another slight diversion from the mainline reboots we had planned. You’ll forgive us when you learn what we did instead: one final visit to Batman Beyond, and a mutagen-induced fever dream that is the TMNT anime OVA.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Mutant Turtles Superman Legend Episode 1, “The Great Crisis of the Super Turtles! The Saint Appears!”

  • Batman Beyond Episode Season 2 Episode 3, “Out of the Past”

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TurtleBats Part I - The Life and Times of Simon Bonesteel

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NEW ARC TIME! We’re kicking off a deep dive of two famous franchises, Batman and TMNT, that hit it big in the 80s and 90s, then proceeded to launch new reboots every few years for the rest of time. So how do the reboots stack up? And who is “S. Bonesteel”?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation Episode 9, “All In The Family”

  • The New Batman Adventures Episode 8, “Growing Pains”

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Special - Trashpile 2040: Generation Z

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There was a time in our past when the future looked bright. So bright that every TV exec decided to reboot 100-year-old media properties in the distant future of the 21st century. They’re bad, but they did fix a huge issue with the originals: not enough goddamn lasers.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • Zorro: Generation Z Episode 20, “Crime Wave”

  • Phantom 2040 Episode 7, “The Good Mark”

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The Wheel of One Piece Part III - Jack & Dogstorm

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The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We’re jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.’

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

  • One Piece Episode 20, “The Famous Cook! Sanji of the Floating Restaurant”

  • One Piece Episode 1025, “The Worst Generation Gets Wiped Out?! The Emperors' Deadly Attack!”

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