How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs) (Mummy Stuff Part III)

 
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Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokémon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy and Ready"

  • How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest:
Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part II - Mighty Morphin’ Donkey Centaurs (w/Matt Grigsby)

 
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Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry Armon is going to literally eat a cooked person

Today's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Mummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"

  • Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part I - Canopic Like It's Hot

 
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Watch out Draculas, ‘cause Mummies are back in town with tight makeovers and some seriously kissable lips. Our crypt-fresh new arc is ready to be unwrapped, starting with 1997’s Mummies Alive!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Stephenie Meyer treatment is long overdue for swaddled tomb ghouls Zombie Sanders has a message for all you 1% mummies History, equality, and giant mechanical spiders Master has given Andy an anime sock Ja-Kal’s baby is as white as Egypt milk

Today's Episode Sponsor: Turning a Blind Eye to Peter’s Crimes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Mummies Alive! - Episode 1, "Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra"

  • Mummies Alive! - Episode 2, "Sleep Walk Like an Egyptian"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part III - You Can Get A Juice, Baby (w/Amalia Larson)

 
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Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two Let’s Learn Norwegian! We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars at

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Fish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"

  • Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part II - Spawning Season (w/Nathan Cox)

 
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On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons They finally figured out how to put tits on an octopus It’s Hanna-Barbera, but everyone has boners Austin sips of a yellow gatorade and makes us listen, and we’re sorry about everything that happened after that

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Fish Police - Episode 3, "Beauty’s Only Fin Deep"

  • Fish Police - Episode 4, "The Codfather"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part I - My Salty Secret (w/Dominique Thomas)

 
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Dom “Old Grandpa Gregor” Thomas kisses a crusty penny and heaves it deep into the sea, thus summoning a hilarious new Sex Comedy to finally one-up those very rude Simpsons: Fish Police. Can Megan Mullally, John Ritter, and 30 other celebrities make this remotely palatable?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries to claim that celebrities being in things started with Fish Police Rory doesn't trust Andy to say the good words "Clams Casino" Michael Uslan threatens to "kill Batman" if they don't use his fish puns News at 11: mediocre shitty man gets everything he wants

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Fish Police - Episode 1, "The Shell Game"

  • Fish Police - Episode 2, "A Fish Out of Water"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)

Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part V - Home Is Where The Garf Ields

 
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Three wastrels smash butt-first through a mysterious portal into the world of Sunday Funnies cat prankster Garfield, and everyone is Garfield here. Mondays, right? Because Garfield hates Mondays? #mondaysontuesdays

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
REMINDER: Austin wasn't allowed to read Garfield ‘cause his parents thought he was getting too sarcastic  •  Rory started reading Bloom County at age 9 due to his chronic Benjamin Button’s Disease  •  A small girl makes a dog sad  •  Astro Boy *isn’t* a serial killer, despite a track record of hiding faces in suitcases, wearing women’s feet, and what authorities can only describe as “boyskin”

Today's Episode Sponsor: Lego Wikileaks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 2, Episode 9a, "Bubblevicious"

  • Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 51, "Astro’s First Love"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part IV - Live from Gary, Indiana

 
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We’re here under the screaming gaze of Gary, Indiana, Crown Jewel of the Rust Belt. Join us as we trace the hallowed sepulcher ‘neath His Watchful Eye and whisper about lost cartoons, clutching each other for warmth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We explore medieval weapons and the Piss Weed The ever-excellent Him threatens the PPG with a vat of boiling sharks Astro Boy buzzes our bonnets with an entire episode about an island of man-eating robo-bees Seriously though this bee episode really jingled our bells

Today's Episode Sponsor: George Clooney’s Political Bakery™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 4, Episode 1, "Him Diddle Riddle"

  • Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 34, "The Secret of Bee City"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part III - A Pirate's Mouth For Me

 
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Come make camp with us, little raccoon, it’s just us three criminals on the run from Johnny Law. We’re gonna watch some cartoons while we melt mice to make soap.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory thinks he’s really cool for knowing the word “oubliette” Austin’s gone too deep into 18th-century fat rendering Our new best friend kicks ass, hates cops, and rides a robot unicorn If you’re dirty you can call me Daddy Walrus

Today's Episode Sponsors: Big Jonathan’s Masculine Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 12, "The Rowdyruff Boys"

  • Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 4, "Atlas Lives Again"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part II - The Boss Of All Chicago

 
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We’re relaying this order straight from The Boss of All Chicago: listen to our show! He also orders you to see how many VHS tapes you can fit in your butt, but you can ignore that one unless you’ve gone to prison for cat crimes.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the three criminals: Juices, Stankfish, and Stankfish2 A hoop-shaped man jigs straight into our heartsMr. Tornado is a liquid gold sex machine We know the brown sauce is poop The age-old question: is that my sister, or a huge hairy man in a “my sister” costume?

Today's Episode Sponsors: Ghost Cash™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 2, "Robot Circus"

  • The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 2b, "Powerpuff Bluff"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part I (Astro Boy/The Powerpuff Girls)

 
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Welcome to Season Three! Our cartoon podcast now has a shorter, first-timer-friendly format to go along with our short, friendly new Hero-Toddlers: The Powerpuff Girls and Astro Boy! Just in time for PPG’s 20th anniversary, which was totally planned and not a coincidence.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Chef High School cooks us up a B-minus theme You just shouldn’t keep skin in a briefcase, Dad Get you a boy with guns in his butt Rory knows a suspiciously large amount about Wheel of Fortune A bad circus man slides into Toby’s robo-DMs Austin tells us all about his so-called “Monkey Phase”

Today's Episode Sponsors: Marvel vs. VeggieTales™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Astro Boy - Episode 1, "The Birth of Astro Boy"

  • The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 1a, "Monkey See, Doggie Do"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Episode 42 - Sailor Moon Süper Season Finale (w/Alison Lührs)

 
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Very special guest and legit sailor scout Alison “Hates” “Our” “Nicknames” Lührs returns once more to set the sun on our favorite moon princess. Do we give Serena (and our second season) the send-off they deserve?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We lay prostate before the Altar of the gilded Wing-Wong Queen Serenity’s lifesaving magic favors the top 1% of moonchildren One cool thing 90s kids will remember is failing us all Andy claims to just read fan-fiction as a hilarious bit Turns out Darien has *always* been a weird Victorian dinner guest Apparently a “Taiwanese Earthquake” isn’t a cocktail or a sex thing

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Urge™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 39: "The Past Returns"

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 40: "Day of Destiny"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 41 - Bovine Genesis Cowvangelion

 
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As we approach the end of our second season, the podcast can go one of two ways: we can jump the shark, or become The Wire. We did both?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Guest starring Omar from The Wire as “The Shark” Fertile Crescent V 10 great ways to blast your man’s cornwagon Austin drops a Chicken Run reffie Andy’s new segment turns our lives into a crossover fic where Eggman is my dad Something something Fonzie jukebox ski shoes

Today's Episode Sponsors: Mom’s Goodnight Lobster™ & Hair That Gets Everywhere™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 38, "Fractious Friends"

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 26, "The Wild Wild Pest"

  • Cybersix - Episode 13, "The Final Confrontation"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 40 - Who, What, When, Where & Jamiroquai

 
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We watched some cartoons, but there’s also a lot of classic “Jamiroquai Talk,” just a heads up.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ska makes a big comeback and it’s definitely not Jamiroquai Moo Montana has a horned-up hometown sidepiece Cybersix’s best episode to date just fucking rocks, there’s no joke for that one Ultimate Wingman Jupiter risks her life to get Mercury some psychic nerd poontang Back that tush up, that tush is my friend

Today's Episode Sponsors: Salty Vaseline™ & Vampire Math Class™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 13, "Another Fine Mesa"

  • Cybersix - Episode 12, "Daylight Devil"

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 37, "Tuxedo Unmasked"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 39 - One Snake That is Also Two Snakes

 
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Saturday Morning Tuesdays Update: God turned his back on us, so Dark Science gave us snake bodies with horse feet and things are way better now! Clip clop motherfuckersss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The headphone splitter of circus serpents makes a proud debut Oh Melvin, Oh Well Then: A Musical Revue You know how birds inflate sometime? Darien? Did you mean Prince Darien? Cody destroys family heirlooms with White Ignorance and also a belt sander Spay and neuter your snakes

Today's Episode Sponsors: Plucky’s Duck Buckets™ and Grandma Chutney’s Tooth Butter™ (And Wacky Tobacky Backwards Tobacco™)

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 36, "Last Resort"

  • Cybersix - Episode 11, "The Greatest Show in Meridiana"

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 12, "The Big Cow Wow"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 38 - Boulevard of Broken Dweebs

 
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We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor Austin gets A Wizard’s Punishment for his shitty wizard words Moo Montana and Sheriff Terrorbull try to avoid the tender touch of a man Twist It Like A Mustache

Today's Episode Sponsors: What Have They Done With Cinnamon™ and One Piece of Nasty Corn™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination"
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls"
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 37 - Bad at Podcast

 
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Pour some chocolate chips and jimmies on these three scoops of Podcast™ ice cream. “Rad creams!” you say, “these sure taste just like my stories!”

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Popemaster General Owen Wilson visits us from the steamin’ hot cyberfuture  •  We uncover the secret origins of Johnny Bravo  •  A snowman witch haunts the moguls  •  Cybersix fucking delivers this week with a Screamin’ Lovecraftian nightmare peeper   Cheese is milk

Today's Episode Sponsors: Extremely Creamy Charles™ and Seven Milkmen™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 10, "Stolen on the River"
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 34, "Ski Bunny Blues"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Cybersix - Episode 9, "The Eye"
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 36 - The Scab Prince: A Sailor Moon Power Hour

 
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Take your crown out of its crown house and put it on your head and be a princess this week with your three best friends the Princess Boys because Gosh Goodness O’Golly it’s another Sailor Moon Power Hour!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet your sweeties: Bird Princess, Truck Princess, and Old Princess Featuring Owen Wilson as Beryl McQueen Tuxedo Mask is in full bloom Don’t touch the clam monster’s Dark Wax Andy’s Anime Demerits: 972 and counting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 31, "A Reluctant Princess"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 32, "Bad Hair Day"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 33, "Little Miss Manners"
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 35 - Floor-to-Ceiling Diapersix

 
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If you tune into our podcast exclusively for Andy-Shaming, we’ve got a whopper in your hopper. He doesn’t mind, because he’s drooling in his corner and eating wood.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Everything Is Diapersix    Pastawatch is back by “popular” “demand”    Goblins are real, and they hate the sun    Ghosts are real, and they eat cows    Darien is catnip for bees

Today's Episode Sponsors: Real Charmanders™ and The Four Separate Sentences That Ladies Love To Hear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Cybersix - Episode 8 - “Gone With the Wings”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 9 - “Legend of Skull Duggery”
    Available on YouTube

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 30 - “A Crystal Clear Destiny”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 34 - Gary’s Goodbye

 
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This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful    Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits    Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat    Cat’s Cradle bafflingly wins Meridiana’s Game of the Year    Moo Mesa Presents: Snore Weddings and a Funeral

Today's Episode Sponsors: Outer Space Travis™ and Night Games™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 29 - “Sailor V Makes the Scene”
    Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

  • Cybersix - Episode 7 - “Brainwashed”
    Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

  • Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 8 - “Wedding Bull Blues”
    Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)