The adult podcast about children's cartoons
A chronological tour through the best and most noteworthy Marvel Comics, from 1961 to today
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We’ve now seen so many reboots of TMNT and Batman that reality is folding in on itself, entire dimensions stretching and tearing like mozzarella cheese on a hot slice of ‘za. With the power of time travel, we may just be able to unfuck our cosmic whoopsie.
Here at Turtle & Bat Reboot Industries, business is boomin’! They just keep making these dang things, it’s like we’re eating all the chocolates on the conveyor belt. Your gram-gram will love that reference. Anyway, enjoy Da Brave & Da Bold and TMNT 2012!
Turtles! Bats! Additional discourse! It’s all here in the latest chapter of our animal-based hero franchise odyssey! Noted toon enjoyer Shane Smith joins us as we examine the first true reboots of TMNT & (The) Batman and put them to (the) test.
The Morbius Trio reunites for one final (?) time to say goodbye to Sony’s Spider-Man Universe. This one has Russels Crowe and Swole Kick-Ass in it. Please for the love of god can we be done?
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is when Shane forgets to read an entire graphic novel
Sometimes two world leaders meet and change the world. And draw boobs on it.
The Morbius Trio RIDES AGAIN! Austin’s here, and we hope he brought plenty of PepsiCo Brand Products - we’ll need them if we have any hope of washing down the thick dollops of flavorless, lukewarm gruel known as Sony’s Spider-Man Universe.
It's our first live-streamed episode! You, too, can join our live streams! Also….we’re a monthly podcast now.
Not even Andy’s audio track getting eaten by Zoltrax, King of Riddles can stop us from discussing the benefits of having a human mouth.
Imagine a world where time drifts slowly…a world where music carries you away. (SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY)
Movie Kraven vs. Last Hunt Kraven, a showdown to decide which one is more off-putting
Austin Bridges joins us for a decade-spanning look at Doctor Doom’s yearly attempt to free his mother’s soul from hell. Also featured: King Arthur!? (Not featured: Shane)
And may the sun never set on Pittsburgh, the shining jewel of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
Our turtle and bat-based travels reach the end of the road, as we finally catch up to the modern era of our respective reboots. And it turns out they absolutely rip! New stuff can be good! We’re sometimes saying this about new things!