The adult podcast about children's cartoons
A chronological tour through the best and most noteworthy Marvel Comics, from 1961 to today
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NEW ARC TIME! We’re kicking off a deep dive of two famous franchises, Batman and TMNT, that hit it big in the 80s and 90s, then proceeded to launch new reboots every few years for the rest of time. So how do the reboots stack up? And who is “S. Bonesteel”?
There was a time in our past when the future looked bright. So bright that every TV exec decided to reboot 100-year-old media properties in the distant future of the 21st century. They’re bad, but they did fix a huge issue with the originals: not enough goddamn lasers.
The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We’re jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.’
The Morbius Trio reunites for one final (?) time to say goodbye to Sony’s Spider-Man Universe. This one has Russels Crowe and Swole Kick-Ass in it. Please for the love of god can we be done?
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is when Shane forgets to read an entire graphic novel
Sometimes two world leaders meet and change the world. And draw boobs on it.
The Morbius Trio RIDES AGAIN! Austin’s here, and we hope he brought plenty of PepsiCo Brand Products - we’ll need them if we have any hope of washing down the thick dollops of flavorless, lukewarm gruel known as Sony’s Spider-Man Universe.
It's our first live-streamed episode! You, too, can join our live streams! Also….we’re a monthly podcast now.
Not even Andy’s audio track getting eaten by Zoltrax, King of Riddles can stop us from discussing the benefits of having a human mouth.
Imagine a world where time drifts slowly…a world where music carries you away. (SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY)
Movie Kraven vs. Last Hunt Kraven, a showdown to decide which one is more off-putting
Austin Bridges joins us for a decade-spanning look at Doctor Doom’s yearly attempt to free his mother’s soul from hell. Also featured: King Arthur!? (Not featured: Shane)
And may the sun never set on Pittsburgh, the shining jewel of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
TurtleBats is TurtleBack, but with yet another slight diversion from the mainline reboots we had planned. You’ll forgive us when you learn what we did instead: one final visit to Batman Beyond, and a mutagen-induced fever dream that is the TMNT anime OVA.