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What’s weirder than a Bill & Ted cartoon that got memory-holed by history? A Bill & Ted cartoon with the movie’s original stars—Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves, and George Carlin—and STILL got memory-holed by history. Let’s travel back to the 90s and learn more!
Action Man once taught us a three-step approach to any situation, but his churlish simulacra, Max Steel, imparts only one: become best friends with Tony Hawk. Shadow Raiders failed to learn this lesson, and it got cancelled. Coincidence??
Back in the earliest days of our show, we were so smitten with a Louie-Based Lifestyle that we simply had to come back for another dip. Well it turns out they made two different Christmas episodes, so get your sleigh bells ready for a tinglin’!
THE INFINITE BACKLOG
[Re: Double Booking] You may already know this if you read our upcoming meeting itinerary in advance, but my team has had the Danger Room reserved for literal weeks via the Mansion’s official scheduler. If you continue to bust in during our allotted time, we will have to bring this to the Professor for arbitration. Thank you for your understanding - Cable.
[Re: Double Booking] You may already know this if you read our upcoming meeting itinerary in advance, but my team has had the Danger Room reserved for literal weeks via the Mansion’s official scheduler. If you continue to bust in during our allotted time, we will have to bring this to the Professor for arbitration. Thank you for your understanding - Cable.
Everyone knows Thanos, but did you know he has a thing for bones? The hunt for his magic gems has begun, and the odds are greater than 50% that he'll turn you into bones. Because he loves them.
Today we planted one giant step into the 90s, and one gianter leap into pouches, pockets, muscles, and guns. That's right—Cable's here, and he won't stop until you take him to the MILFs. Budda budda budda.
We’re FINALLY exiting the 1980s and preparing for our head-first dive into the scuzzy 1990s. But first, a look back.
The Morbius Trio reunites for one final (?) time to say goodbye to Sony’s Spider-Man Universe. This one has Russels Crowe and Swole Kick-Ass in it. Please for the love of god can we be done?
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is when Shane forgets to read an entire graphic novel
Sometimes two world leaders meet and change the world. And draw boobs on it.
The Morbius Trio RIDES AGAIN! Austin’s here, and we hope he brought plenty of PepsiCo Brand Products - we’ll need them if we have any hope of washing down the thick dollops of flavorless, lukewarm gruel known as Sony’s Spider-Man Universe.
It's our first live-streamed episode! You, too, can join our live streams! Also….we’re a monthly podcast now.


We’ve never been able to get enough of this goddamn show, so we’re indulging ourselves in a little treat we get to pass on to you: a whole special, just for Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers. Or perhaps as we’d call it this time, “The Tale of Horse and Goose.”