What’s weirder than a Bill & Ted cartoon that got memory-holed by history? A Bill & Ted cartoon with the movie’s original stars—Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves, and George Carlin—and STILL got memory-holed by history. Let’s travel back to the 90s and learn more!
Action Man once taught us a three-step approach to any situation, but his churlish simulacra, Max Steel, imparts only one: become best friends with Tony Hawk. Shadow Raiders failed to learn this lesson, and it got cancelled. Coincidence??
Back in the earliest days of our show, we were so smitten with a Louie-Based Lifestyle that we simply had to come back for another dip. Well it turns out they made two different Christmas episodes, so get your sleigh bells ready for a tinglin’!
For the final chapter, it turns out we got kind of a fun one. Not Prince Valiant fun, but just imagine us all nodding and wryly smiling at a clever bon mot. If you like chocolate or ivy league prep school slang, you should join us for Doonesbury and Cathy.
We said if we needed a release valve for newspaper cartoons, we could watch more Phantom 2040. After Dilbert, we’ve elected to smash the button that banishes Dilbert to hell. But who walks beside The Ghost Who Walks? The Hawaiians Who Slam!
Our self-imposed newspaper punishment arc continues, and we can stop whenever—but what if we find another Prince Valiant? Dilbert is clearly no Valiant, but maybe Baby Blues has some milk left in the bottle to keep us from slamming the Phantom Button?
We took a break from the “comedy” newspaper strips for both our sanity and for an investigative foray into the “extreme serialization” genre of comics. Prince Valiant tells a story of Arthurian courage. Defenders of the Earth has THE POWER OF TEN TIGERS.
Sunday funnies. Saturday morning cartoons. What happens when the two greatest weekend-based illustrated mediums join forces? You get our newest arc, wherein we explore the properties that escaped the bounds of the newspaper. How did they fare? No idea!
Just when you thought Halloween was dead, it rose from the grave for another stab! We gave Andy the reins and he drove us right up his nostalgia pipe for a terribly named Nickelodeon programming block and phone contest. You’re not winning that Sega, Andy!
We’ve never been able to get enough of this goddamn show, so we’re indulging ourselves in a little treat we get to pass on to you: a whole special, just for Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers. Or perhaps as we’d call it this time, “The Tale of Horse and Goose.”