Special - Wholesome Bears (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

Charlotte “Goldilocks” Hollingsworth creeps into our basement and steals secret sips from our bowls of cartoon porridge: Care Bears, Gummi Bears, and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Are they too spicy, too nasty, or just nasty enough?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Brave Heart Lion violates the Prime Directive  •  The Gummi Bear family is a toxic, gaslighting cesspit  •  Winnie the Pooh takes us to a German expressionist dreamscape  •  Andy’s very specific character impression wages emotional warfare on the unsuspecting

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rude Snakes™ and Simon’s Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Care Bears - Episode 50A - “King of the Moon”
  Available on YouTube

• Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears - Episode 32 - “Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner”
  Available on YouTube

• The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Episode 1 - “Pooh Oughta Be in Pictures”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (San Francisco)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Oops! All Sponsors

We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentally

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Everything  •  In This Episode  •  Is Sponsors  •  Just The Ads  •  His palms are sweaty  •  knees weak  •  arms are heavy  •  there’s vomit on his sweater already

Today's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING

CALLING ALL SPIDER RIDERS (w/Dominique Thomas)

Dominique Thomas, Avatar of Nines, Lord of Afroductions, and Keeper of the Sexual Fire rides in on an actual spider and hangs out in our room, and we don’t ask questions because you don’t question miracles.

"Calling all Spider Riders! (Let’s Ride) Spider Rider we do, If you true then you can be too! It's cool, you can join our team, no matter how dark it seems. If you look, the power's inside ya, so strive to be a great rider. We're riding on, so now we're calling all SPIDER RIDERS"
- Possibly Drake, 2006

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Hunter Steele gets our blood boiling hot for ruthless spider-related critiques  •  We drop an exclusive bombshell about Drake  •  Shadow, the titular spider, very clearly doesn’t want to be in the show  •  Man triumphs over the tallest, stupidest anime hair that’s ever existed  •  Definitely drink first

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Spider Riders - Episodes 1, 2 & 3
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song?  •  The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech  •  Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us  •  Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains  •  Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1 - “Double Surfing Double Cross”
  Available on YouTube maybe

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25 - “Ghost Story”
  Available on YouTube maybe

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39- “Hold the Anchovies”
  Available on YouTube maybe

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

SEO-Friendly “Westworld” Special (w/Sheriff Kyle Levien)

What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2World

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks  •  Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows  •  Rory slips the word "ornithopter" into discussion and no one notices  •  Apparently time travel is just like, whatever now  •  Andy apparently knows a LOT of cat names from the 90’s musical punchline Cats

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Cowboy Box™ and Thicket Brisket™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 3 - “Bulls of a Feather”
  Available on YouTube
   
• BraveStarr - Episode 1 - “The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty”
  Available on YouTube
   
• The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers - Episode 54 - “The Battle of the Bandits”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The In-Studio Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 2) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

It’s the much anticipated krang-clusion to the TMNT Super Episode. Join the boys and their Barnyard Nibbler Patrick for the final 3 episodes of season one of 1987’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s a lollygagging good time and many laughs are had at the expense of our friend Patrick who only wanted to spend time with us. [Listen to Part One]

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Footloose Rules when the hot-rodding ne’er-do-wells rocket into town  •  Special Guest Patrick Stagaman nibbles the plot of Goldilocks on our toes like a court stenographer  •  A ‘Roots’ Telltale game is a bad idea  •  April is a pizza-gobbling hypocrite with a shame freezer bursting at the seams with her stuffed-crust lies  •  BRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEOWWwwww....krangplane!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 3 - "A Thing About Rats"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 4 - "Hot-Rodding Teenagers From Dimension X"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 5 - "Shredded And Splintered"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 1) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

Surprise! We’re joined on a very special episode of Saturday Morning Saturdays (née Tuesdays) by our old friend and self-appointed CEO, Patrick “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson” Stagaman! In Part One of our two-part special on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we discuss the last 30 years of turtle-mania and explore episodes 1 and 2 of the original series from 1987. Check back for Part Two on Tuesday!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy realizes his lifelong dream of being a bag of beans  •  Turns out we all know a lot about Turtles  •  Ninja gentrification  •  Krang and Shredder have those flavors we crave  •  We all admit that our deepest fear is hippo violence  •  No really, like go look at hippo videos, you’ll never sleep again

Further reading on the origins of TMNT [ScreenCrush]

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Turtle Tracks"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 2 - "Enter the Shredder"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - X-Men: The Animated Series (w/Matt Grigsby)

We’re joined in the studio by X-Man X-Fan (and current Austin’s Roommate) Matt Grigsby for an X-citing chat about the 1992 Fox animated series (X-Men) (The Animated Xeries)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin worldbuilds dairy products out of the picture  •  Never leave home without your throwin’ tomatoes  •  Voracious readers bring down an interdimensional slug monster  •  You never forget where you got your first bones  •  Alan the Intern is a stickler for car accuracy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• X-Men - Season 1, Episode 3 - "Enter Magneto"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• X-Men - Season 2, Episode 11 - "Mojovision"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• X-Men - Season 3, Episode 19 - "Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Rory’s Downstairs Birthday Situation

Today is our lovely Rory Voie’s birthday! His hunk-stars have aligned, and he has gained yet another ring around his trunk. Come listen to Austin and Andy shower him with deeply disappointing cartoon gifts: James Bond Jr. and Potato Head Kids.

This week on Saturday Ror-ning Tuesdays:
Jaws eats a goddamn car  •  Jimmy Bonjunior plucks from the rare English Pepper Tree  •  Austin’s lack of sleep makes him an easy target for mean-spirited pranks  •  Potato Head Kids shows us how truly low we can go  •  Everyone high-fives a dolphin

Today's Episode Sponsors: Jump Plates™ x2

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• James Bond Jr. - Episode 1 - “The Beginning”
  Available on YouTube

• Potato Head Kids - Episode 2 - "The Case of the Fouled Up Pharaoh"
  Available on YouTube

• Potato Head Kids - Episode 22 - "Surfin' Potatoes"
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Santa-day Morning Tuesdays: A Deluxe Christmas Special

Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys dust off their ol’ goose  •  Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor)  •  Mario invents organized religion  •  Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas  •  Hey Arnold! returns and bludgeons us with a devastating emotional cudgel

Today's Episode Sponsors: Christmas Hammers™ and Reindeer James™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Captain N & The New Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas

• He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special

• Hey Arnold! - Arnold's Christmas

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Kidd Video (w/ Nathan “Zoobooks” Cox)

The ceiling is high for failure as we subject mild-mannered DJ Natey “The Human Submarine” Cox to a whole bunch of shitty band kids in space or whatever

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Nathan “A Haunted Cave of Doritos” Cox has a real thing for cartoon suction cups  •  Whiz pits his Cream Cannon against Zorac, the Hairdryer Monster  •  Guns that turn cats into trash cans •  We gently kiss open the door to an adult man’s toy room  •  Live-action Lionel Richie both does and does not make a cameo  •  Swamp crones teach us the wrong lesson about hot (or not) bods

Today's Episode Sponsors: [none featured] [Kidd Video is advertising poison]

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Kidd Video
  Available on YouTube
  • Season 1, Episode 6 - “Cienega”
  • Season 2, Episode 6 - “Starmaker”
  • Season 2, Episode 7 - “Narra Takes a Powder”
• Also:
  • Roger Dean painted some crazy nightmarescapes

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Vape Teen Hallowe'en

Rattle your bones and tickle your gremlins! It’s all spooks and goobums today as we have a ‘ghoul’ of a ‘skeleton’ time talking about the shows that scared us as kids.

Austin finally gets his monkey’s paw wish of watching Goober and the Ghost Chasers  •  Ringo Starr earns a paycheck  •  tfw your hometown is infested with spectral bluesmen  •  Rory draws a line in the sa’and about apostrophes  •  The 'RETURN THE SLAB’  Slabwich from KFC  •  Kyle lets us eat a chicken heart live on air  •  Robin teaches his Batdad how to use the new Oculus Rift

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Shining Time Station - Episode 3 - “The Sad Story of Henry”

• Batman: The Animated Series - Episode 45 - “What is Reality?”

• Hey Arnold! - Episode 8b - “Haunted Train”

• Goober and the Ghost Chasers - Episode 1 - “Assignment: The Ahab Apparition”

• Courage the Cowardly Dog - Episode 7a - “King Ramses’ Curse”

• Loony Tunes - “Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Life with Louie (w/ Alison Lührs)

We’re taking a break from our ongoing format this week so we can bring you some fresh-squeezed nostalgia, straight from the Old-Times Tree. Get ready for a whirlwind tour through three seasons of the oft-forgotten Life with Louie!

Special guest Alison Lührs unlocks some childhood memories  •  Rory continues to find bees hilarious  •  Uncle Thermidor loses his will to live  •  Andy brings back his dumb segment  •  Austin teaches us all about the noble dung beetle

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Life with Louie, S01E02 - “Dad Gets Canned”
  Available on YouTube

• Life with Louie, S02E07 - “Buzz Stop”
  Available on YouTube

• Life with Louie, S03E08 - “Close Encounters of the Louie Kind”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Super Special Saturday - Ducktales 1987/2017 (w/ Patrick Stagaman)

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“What? I thought this show was called Saturday Morning Tuesdays, not Saturday Morning Saturdays!” Don't get your kilt up your crack about it, we’re doing a bonus episode! In honor of the Ducktales reboot on Disney XD (regular airing begins today) we decided to do a bit of a retrospective and look at the first episodes of both this new iteration and the original from 1987.

Special guest Patrick Stagaman makes a bold new content acquisition  •  Andy tries out his Scrooge impression  •  Dogs and ducks form a truce in the duck-dog war  •  Austin gives a history lesson  •  Rory makes a startling discovery about The Bernie Mac Show

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Clown Ghost on Your Lap™

THIS WEEKEND'S EPISODES

• Ducktales (1987) - Episode 1 - “Don't Give Up The Ship”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Ducktales (2017) - Episode 1 - “Woo-oo!”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest and CEO: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)