Magical Girls Part X - Sexual Fever Dreams from the Future

We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the wicked... Grimman? Grimace? • Stick around for everyone’s favorite, the end-of-arc magical girl superlatives

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Novelty Bathtubs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 27 (67), “Rubeus Strikes Out”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 28 (68), “The Secret of the Luna Sphere”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IX - High-Femme Trickery (w/Alison Lührs)

A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cookies? • The must-see debut of Father Puppets • Utena’s true transformation is somehow wearing a high-collar uniform underneath a low-cut strapless gown • Anthy gets Carrie’d by a champagne boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 26 (66), “Rubeus Evens the Score”

• Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 3, “On the Night of the Ball”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges
Guest Host: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Missing in Action: Rory Voie

Magical Girls Part VIII - Do It For The Chu Chu

Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Prog-rock time loop staircase • The death ray strobe wand hits a little close to home for a 90s anime • Chad’s last hope of catching Raye’s eye is a medically inadvisable amount of “protein bars”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: CryptoClothing™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 2, “For Whom the Rose Smiles”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 25 (65), “Sibling Rivalry”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VII - On Her Majesty’s Basketball Harem (w/Alison Lührs)

A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using the Air Bud Defense • Amy’s “chess friends” don’t count as real friends • Take a number if you want to partake of her highness’s royal towel sweat

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Green Bean Cabin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 24 (64), “Checkmate”

• Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 1, “The Rose Bride”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VI - Sacrificial Chad

Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as perfect suckers for an MLM • Catzi gets to the temple with six excruciating hours to spare

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Try Coming To Hell For A While™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 23 (63), “Enemies No More”

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 3, “I’m Not Afraid of Anything Anymore”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part V - The Bridge Where I Go To Cry

Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous licks of our frosty Puella • If you’re gonna get permanently traumatized, you may as well look your best • Some breakups require a fridge-emptying megabinge • Luna actually does something a parent should do

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Simon Has Lost His Nintendo Privileges™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 2, “That Would Be Truly Wonderful”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 22 (62), “Prediction of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentence

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”

• Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part III - Droid Thunderclap

Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location • Don’t bone-shame a nasty freak • The Sailor Scouts get frisky in zero-g • Barney’s dinosaur lawyers are hot on our trail

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The World’s Most Dangerous Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 18 (58), “Trouble Comes Thundering Down”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 8a, “Blood Moon Ball”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 9a, “Freeze Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part II - A Trickster’s Disposition

The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her boyhives • Pepsi’s next project? Crystal Tokyo • A makeup android has to draw on her own busted-ass face • SERENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP????????

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 6a, “Mewberty”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 7b, “Sleep Spells”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 15 (55), “The Cosmetic Caper”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part I - Hooked on Chthonics (w/Dominique Thomas)

We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve food, as expected • The TV is supposed to be Dad for 30 minutes, dammit • Dom puts the citizens of Mewni on notice • The tentacle can be boyfriend, says Disney

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Pepper Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 14 (54), “Serena Times Two”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 1a, “Star Comes to Earth”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 3a, “Monster Arm”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison