PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

• Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part III - The Passion of the Long Boys

Our hunt to catch all the PokéClones continues with the regrettable localization of Cardcaptor Sakura and the deeply problematic “Human Pokémon” of Zatch Bell. The anime dungeon seals are broken, and the Dawn of the Long Boys has begun.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy opens his goat mouth to scream an anime curse • Everyone has full crushes on Julian, the boy of unsurpassed length • Sakura definitely cannot catch all the Clow cards in just her jammies • Whose job was it to animate briefs onto Gash’s jeepers • Skateboarding incels are slightly more fun?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jake Gyllenhaal-Bot, Channel Five™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cardcaptors Episode 1, “One Fateful Day”

• Zatch Bell Episode 1, “The Lightning Boy From Another World”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part II - Bakugan in 60 Seconds

This week we’re exploring the first wave of PokéClones with Bakugan, Dinosaur King, Fighting Foodons, and Beyblade. Four shows with varying quality of catchable monsters, yet strangely consistent on slammable dads and the soft foods they crave.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rad Danny Japan and the Marbles of Destiny • Anyway, here’s Wonderwall • Spike Taylor blows in twice a year to knock his wife’s socks off • We’d like to arrest a computer for being too boy-horny • Honestly who cares about the family sword-dragon when there’s tops to rip

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Bakugan Battle Brawlers Episode 1, “Bakugan: The Battle Begins”

• Dinosaur King Episode 1, “Prehistory in the Making”

• Fighting Foodons Episode 1, “Rice to Meet You”

• Beyblade Episode 1, “The Blade Raider”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part I - Patreon, I Choose You!

It’s our Season 4 Premiere! We’ve started a new arc about the most capitalist cartoons known to man, and so we think it’s fitting to also shamelessly promote our new Patreon. Fact: Pikachu is a patron of ours, and he LOVES our bonus content

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gary and his cheerleader squad begin a boy’s journey of deep emasculation • Ash’s Mom and Professor Oak are definitely playing Hide the Diglett • Austin’s already feeling the Capitalist’s Itch • Officer Jenny’s clone hegemony makes Rory uncomfortable • Pikachu gets real surgery and almost dies and gets a funny battery instead of medicine

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jello Fellows™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Pokémon Episode 1, “Pokémon, I Choose You!”

• Pokémon Episode 2, “Pokémon Emergency!”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)