A Ducktales Christmas: Wendigo to the Polls

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It’s still Christmas here at SMT, and to try and milk one final drop out of 2020 we’ve got a special episode of the Ducktales reboot that should hopefully jingle your heart’s bells. It is your *last* chance to submit a form to be holly and/or jolly!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Scrooge finds himself cast in The Time Traveler’s Wife • Rory and Andy come dangerously close to criticizing an Austin-acclaimed cartoon • Ah but the real question is WHEN do I see myself in five years • We missed out on the all-Nirvana soundtrack this episode deserved • We all do a Hodor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Santa’s Kids’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Ducktales (2017) S02E06, “Last Christmas!”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part III - Party Dad’s Girl

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Christmas Day is near, and we’re opening the last few chocolate-scented advent doors on our maddeningly top-secret episode picks. No spoilies, but we’ve saved our most gonzo bananas shows for last. Andy picked them, and we hold him legally responsible.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Santa • doesn’t • like • it • when • you • peek

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boost Your Goose’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “Secrets Secrets Are No Fun”

  • Secret Episode ??, “Unless You’re Telling Rory One”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part II - Billy’s Adult Best Friend

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December 2020 trudges onward, so the recourse is to push our heads against the paper doors and huff a facefull of advent calendar as we pop open two more days of top-secret toons. Which Ghosts of SMT Past will haunt our evening slumber? Find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rules • Make • The • Game • Fun

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars: Episode X - A Dracula’s Kiss’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

  • Secret Episode ??, “AGAIN, A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part I - Arthurian Swamp Trash

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It’s beginning to look not unlike Christmas, and this month we’ve stuffed up a sackful of surprises! Our advent calendar contains two secret treats we’ve hand-plucked like sugar plums for your yuletide glee. What’s on the sleigh? Peel us off and find out:

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We can’t tell you • do you • have freaking • memento disease

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Gamer Ointment’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

  • Secret Episode ??, “A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Interview - Kevin Altieri, Animation Director

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We’ve got a little surprise! Last month we recorded a chat with Kevin Altieri, a true cartoon veteran with storyboard and directing credits ranging from Batman: The Animated Series to Ring Raiders. True tales from the ‘80s trenches, right here on SMT.

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Special Guest: Kevin Altieri
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part IV - Blade (w/Dominique Thomas)

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We bring the Marvel Anime adventure to a close with the tough talking, daywalking Blade. With assistance from Dom “Mime on the Go“ Thomas, we investigate the show’s merit-based fang distribution and the ever-elusive combo of Vampire/Water/Tiger.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Blade’s mom gets eaten, just like pizza • His name is Blade (His name is Eric) • Werewolves and Monsters can(?) be Vampires too • I can’t wait to get my basket weaving merit fang • Blade only learned one Anime Sword Technique but he really spams it • Dom is confronted with the greatest philosophical question of our time

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Mario Gets Caught Up On ‘The Shield’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Blade (Anime) Episode 1, “His Name is Blade”

  • Blade (Anime) Episode 2, “A Night for the Living, A Mourning for the Dead”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part III - X-Men (w/Truong Nguyen)

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Marvel’s third victim of the Anime Serum is Professor Xavier’s gifted teen brigade, the X-Men! We needed Truong “The Gumdrop Duke” Nguyen’s mutant knowledge to help us decipher this abject madness into something resembling a podcast.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Truong smuggles fresh mangas into Andy’s prison food • Hank McCoy’s deep sea teaching assistant is stern but fair • Rory goes full Matlock defending Emma Frost • Professor X refuses to commit to an English accent

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Millionaire Draculas™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • X-Men (Anime) Episode 1, “Joining Forces”

  • X-Men (Anime) Episode 2, “Mutant Hunting”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Truong Nguyen
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part II - J. Logan Wolverine, the Long Anime Teen

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This week’s fresh delivery of 2011 Marvel anime is Wolverine, and it’s really good actually, but please note: we recorded this episode back when we were still glued to electoral maps, so we’re sorry if it’s full of manic existential anxiety.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We fall in love with spy with a heart of gold • Wolverine is duped into a duel using wooden swords, instead of the 6 real swords he hides in his sexy hands • We very narrowly escape becoming Andy and Rory’s Parayste Podcast • Throw Logan from the Train

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Lil’ Draculas of America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wolverine (Anime) Episode 1, “Mariko”

  • Wolverine (Anime) Episode 2, “Yukio”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part I - Iron Man (w/Shane Smith)

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While we’re celebrating the launch of our new podcast (The Infinite Backlog!) with Shane “Dangerous Pancake” Smith, we brought him aboard the SMT Express for an aptly timed tour of the Great Marvel Anime Experiment, starting with 2010’s Iron Man.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
When you turn 16 the Japanese government gives you a Gundam • When you enter Japan’s airspace you are legally anime • Tony Stark’s barely hidden sociopathy is worrisome • Iron man and the Prime Minister of Japan are the new Odd Couple • You won’t believe the new Stark Industries chemotherapy plan

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Kevin Attachment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Iron Man (Anime) Episode 1, “Japan: Enter Iron Man”

  • Iron Man (Anime) Episode 2, “Going Nuclear”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part V - One Last Blast (w/Patrick Stagaman)

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Our time out in space with a handful of teens must sadly return to Earth, but not before giving Galaxy High the sendoff it deserves. Joined by SMT’s Eastern Seaboard CEO Patrick “Prune Tycoon” Stagaman, we’re brain-blasting at the speed of light.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Defund Sting *and* the Police • It’s the Reginald Unicycle show, featuring PUNK MCTHRUSTERS • Pour one out for The Creep • Don’t let a spaceman ply his back-alley mind potions • It’s all fun and games until your chocolates become people who become cupcake

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Guy Fieri’s Secret Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Galaxy High Episode 7, “Dollars and Sense”

  • Galaxy High Episode 9, “The Brain Blaster”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Teen Wolf - A Horny, Hairy Halloween

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OH BOY do we have a spooktastic surprise for you today—Austin got a REAL LIVE WOLFMAN* to guest star on the podcast for the extremely real Teen Wolf cartoon. By the end you’ll be HOWLING with laughter!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Teen Wolf Episode 1, “Teen Wolf’s Family Secret”

  • Teen Wolf Episode 2, “Grandpa’s in the Doghouse”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part IV - The Root Beer Butler (w/Nathan Cox)

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Nathan "Sex Candles" Cox joins us for another adventure in disappointment with our Beverly Hills Teens replacement, Maxie’s World. But if you’re missing those rich monsters already, we’ve got good(?) news that comes with a side of squid rings.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Maxie and her distractingly hot boytoy almost ice a dog on the beach • Teen hunk does a confusing fart • A unicycle centaur is exactly what we needed • Bread is at once both cooked and uncooked, discuss • We have *updates* about the Tube Family

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Slime Golf™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Maxie’s World Episode 1, “Date Expectations”

  • Maxie’s World Episode 24, “Beach Blanket Battle”

  • Galaxy High Episode 8, “Beach Blanket Blow-Up”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - TigerSharks

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Patrons voted, and we’ve returned with the bounty of their dark harvest: 1987’s TigerSharks, the most diminished return from House Thundercats with one shining exception: Dragonstein, the dragon frankenstein. This will be the rest of the episode.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
If the whole point of your superpower was to be fish, guess how many were mammals • ‘The Comic Strip’ was bad and someone needed to say it • Everyone loves this cool buzzsaw jetski • There’s kind of a team magma/team aqua vibe to these villains • The ship does a wiggle to win

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Teen Beef™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • TigerSharks Episode 1, “Voyage to Water-o”

  • TigerSharks Episode 2, “SARK to the Rescue”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part III - Tallstyles of the Rich & Famous (w/Todd & Alison)

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We’re thrilled to keep this Teen Spaceship blasting forward with SMT’s very first self-kissing podcast guests, Todd & Alison! Never mind the visit from notorious auditory villain, Zoltrax, or the escaped rock ‘n’ roll gorilla prince who stole our hearts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys are confronted with their incompatibility as a throuple • The Italian circus brothers shouldn’t run a circus • Every circus has a self destruct button, right? • All monarchies should be determined by car race • Should we censor when the sandwich sh*ts out another sandwich??

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Practice Teeth™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 49, “Rampage”

  • Galaxy High Episode 3, “The Beef Who Would Be King”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd Durboraw
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part II - The Incredible Guacamole Engine (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

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We all recall our first teen jobs, when a space devil orders 100 pizzas for the planet Tingler and your boss kisses your lips and says to not disappoint the pizza. Thankfully Kyle “Mouse President” Henick can deliver the goods for these #SpacedOutTeens.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Kyle gives Austin the Yes, And that he’s always craved • Old Man Smoke gets his nasty powder in our lungs • A box for maps has never been more hilarious • The Teens of Beverly engage in a high stakes death race… “for charity” • It’s totally fine to show a handjob on television if you pretend it’s a relay race.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Corn For Men™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 30, “Death Valley 500”

  • Galaxy High Episode 2, “Pizza’s Honor”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

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As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervous

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”

  • Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Lazer Tag Academy (w/Rashawn Nadine Scott) (and introducing Ray Lazer)

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Imagine another time — the year 3000, a “perfect” world with wizard guns and no crime. That’s the reality of 1986’s Lazer Tag Academy, and our special guest Rashawn Nadine Scott helps us really blast it into oblivion.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
You’ll love our Fiddler spinoff starring Lazer Minnelli • Future humans made all lions their bitch • A villain who wants to erase history belligerently sees no problem with that • Let’s not admit Jeren is a terrible name • We give no slack to Tom’s choice of rubbie duckie quips • The Jerens literally choose to fight for the confederacy(??)

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Andy Definitely Has Gold Hidden In His Basement™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Lazer Tag Academy Episode 1, “The Beginning”

  • Lazer Tag Academy Episode 2, “Skugg Duggery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part III - The Jack of the Edmund Fitzsamurai

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We’re coming at you with the final episodes of Austin’s Samurai Jack flights of fancy, and it’s never been a better time to bone up on your favorite songs about big-lake sailing accidents.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Come to the hill Austin has chosen to die on and get one of Melissa Etheridge’s Betheridges • The Terrible Teeth of Portal Morpheus will chew the red pill AND the hand it sits on • Turns out, feelings HELP you murder • A former assassin bot faces his(?) worst enemy -- excessive steam • Heads up, an imaginary dog might theoretically not be doing so hot, it’s off-screen but it’s not great

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Nasty Sophie’s Leftovers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Samurai Jack Episode XXXII, “Jack and the Traveling Creatures”

  • Samurai Jack Episode L, “Tale of X-49”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part II - Ten Thick Chips from the Mountain

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It’s a banner week for Austin -- not only are we watching his favorite Samurai Jack episode, it also marks the maiden voyage of Andy and Rory’s sci-fi Innerspace adventure through his digestive tract. Their exit strategy WILL surprise you!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s forced to explain the Niles Frasier posters on the inside of his brain • And lo did Guacamoses part the Green Sea • The cuter the monkey, the weaker the punishment • The production team learns how to appeal to Emmy voters

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Hot Crayon Drawing of Yogi Bear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Samurai Jack Episode XIV, “Jack Learns to Jump Good”

  • Samurai Jack Episode XXV, “Jack and the Spartans”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part I - The Wire Is Absolutely Anime

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The wind through the cherry trees is blowing up our gi, lifting them to reveal our tight samurai bods given to us by our tight samurai father. We also inherited his blood feud with conniving time genie Aku, and look out, folks: it’s Samurai Jack O’clock.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin finally puts his sensitive hide on the line for a show he likes • It’s a beautiful day for carnage • Jack earns some fans with early aughts slang inclinations • Dog heavy machinery is surprisingly intuitive • The triumphant return of Jeff Style’s very good tapes

Today’s Episode Sponsor: We’re Selling Andy’s Sonic Comics as Punishment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Samurai Jack Episode I, “Part I: The Beginning”

  • Samurai Jack Episode II, “Part II: The Samurai Called Jack”

  • Samurai Jack Episode III, “Part III: The First Fight”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison