Spaced Out Teens Part V - One Last Blast (w/Patrick Stagaman)

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Our time out in space with a handful of teens must sadly return to Earth, but not before giving Galaxy High the sendoff it deserves. Joined by SMT’s Eastern Seaboard CEO Patrick “Prune Tycoon” Stagaman, we’re brain-blasting at the speed of light.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Defund Sting *and* the Police • It’s the Reginald Unicycle show, featuring PUNK MCTHRUSTERS • Pour one out for The Creep • Don’t let a spaceman ply his back-alley mind potions • It’s all fun and games until your chocolates become people who become cupcake

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Guy Fieri’s Secret Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Galaxy High Episode 7, “Dollars and Sense”

  • Galaxy High Episode 9, “The Brain Blaster”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part IV - The Root Beer Butler (w/Nathan Cox)

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Nathan "Sex Candles" Cox joins us for another adventure in disappointment with our Beverly Hills Teens replacement, Maxie’s World. But if you’re missing those rich monsters already, we’ve got good(?) news that comes with a side of squid rings.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Maxie and her distractingly hot boytoy almost ice a dog on the beach • Teen hunk does a confusing fart • A unicycle centaur is exactly what we needed • Bread is at once both cooked and uncooked, discuss • We have *updates* about the Tube Family

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Slime Golf™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Maxie’s World Episode 1, “Date Expectations”

  • Maxie’s World Episode 24, “Beach Blanket Battle”

  • Galaxy High Episode 8, “Beach Blanket Blow-Up”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part III - Tallstyles of the Rich & Famous (w/Todd & Alison)

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We’re thrilled to keep this Teen Spaceship blasting forward with SMT’s very first self-kissing podcast guests, Todd & Alison! Never mind the visit from notorious auditory villain, Zoltrax, or the escaped rock ‘n’ roll gorilla prince who stole our hearts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys are confronted with their incompatibility as a throuple • The Italian circus brothers shouldn’t run a circus • Every circus has a self destruct button, right? • All monarchies should be determined by car race • Should we censor when the sandwich sh*ts out another sandwich??

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Practice Teeth™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 49, “Rampage”

  • Galaxy High Episode 3, “The Beef Who Would Be King”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd Durboraw
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part II - The Incredible Guacamole Engine (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

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We all recall our first teen jobs, when a space devil orders 100 pizzas for the planet Tingler and your boss kisses your lips and says to not disappoint the pizza. Thankfully Kyle “Mouse President” Henick can deliver the goods for these #SpacedOutTeens.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Kyle gives Austin the Yes, And that he’s always craved • Old Man Smoke gets his nasty powder in our lungs • A box for maps has never been more hilarious • The Teens of Beverly engage in a high stakes death race… “for charity” • It’s totally fine to show a handjob on television if you pretend it’s a relay race.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Corn For Men™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 30, “Death Valley 500”

  • Galaxy High Episode 2, “Pizza’s Honor”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

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As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervous

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”

  • Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison