Episode 23 - The One With the Karate Witch

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This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever  •  Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar  • Gotta buy that good Dimetapp®  •  A pooping dinosaur saves children from reckless drug use

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sweet Eggs™ and Hands Inside America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 9 - “Sky-Shadow”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 22 - “Forget About It!”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 19 - “Molly's Folly”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 2) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

It’s the much anticipated krang-clusion to the TMNT Super Episode. Join the boys and their Barnyard Nibbler Patrick for the final 3 episodes of season one of 1987’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s a lollygagging good time and many laughs are had at the expense of our friend Patrick who only wanted to spend time with us. [Listen to Part One]

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Footloose Rules when the hot-rodding ne’er-do-wells rocket into town  •  Special Guest Patrick Stagaman nibbles the plot of Goldilocks on our toes like a court stenographer  •  A ‘Roots’ Telltale game is a bad idea  •  April is a pizza-gobbling hypocrite with a shame freezer bursting at the seams with her stuffed-crust lies  •  BRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEOWWwwww....krangplane!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 3 - "A Thing About Rats"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 4 - "Hot-Rodding Teenagers From Dimension X"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 5 - "Shredded And Splintered"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 1) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

Surprise! We’re joined on a very special episode of Saturday Morning Saturdays (née Tuesdays) by our old friend and self-appointed CEO, Patrick “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson” Stagaman! In Part One of our two-part special on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we discuss the last 30 years of turtle-mania and explore episodes 1 and 2 of the original series from 1987. Check back for Part Two on Tuesday!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy realizes his lifelong dream of being a bag of beans  •  Turns out we all know a lot about Turtles  •  Ninja gentrification  •  Krang and Shredder have those flavors we crave  •  We all admit that our deepest fear is hippo violence  •  No really, like go look at hippo videos, you’ll never sleep again

Further reading on the origins of TMNT [ScreenCrush]

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Turtle Tracks"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 2 - "Enter the Shredder"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 22 - 13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can

Episode 22 - “13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can” - Downtown Vince HATES #5.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The three of us sit in a triangle and spank each other until a thick podcast forms  •  Andy grows Naruto Whiskers when challenged to an anime fight  •  Melvin screams the theme at us again  •  Taiwan doesn’t recognize Daylight’s noble sacrifice  •  △▽△▽  T R I A N G L E  △▽△  M E M E S  ▽△▽△

Today's Episode Sponsors: Edible Boyfriends™ and 2Cheez’s new album, Bird/Tape™

Andy’s Anime Crimes:

• Exhibit A

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 21 - “Home Away From Home”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 18 - “Worth a Princess’s Ransom”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 8 - “The Threat of Dritt”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over  •  Austin steams up his patented punk salad  •  Sailor V knows how to merchandise  •  Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit  •  The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti  •  Sora does a Clone War

Today's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ & Adult Popsicles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 20 - The One True Frasier (w/Alison Lührs)

Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more anime

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’  •  The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured  •  If you piss yourself in the game, you die in real life  •  Tuxedo Mask gets werewolf rules with formalwear  •  Charon the Boatman ferries Andy through Hades and into the Jimmy Neutron Wiki

Today's Episode Sponsors: Time Parties™ & WetSheets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 6 - "Darkbird"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 19 - "The Prisoner of the Pyramid"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 16 - "Who Is That Masked Man?"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - X-Men: The Animated Series (w/Matt Grigsby)

We’re joined in the studio by X-Man X-Fan (and current Austin’s Roommate) Matt Grigsby for an X-citing chat about the 1992 Fox animated series (X-Men) (The Animated Xeries)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin worldbuilds dairy products out of the picture  •  Never leave home without your throwin’ tomatoes  •  Voracious readers bring down an interdimensional slug monster  •  You never forget where you got your first bones  •  Alan the Intern is a stickler for car accuracy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• X-Men - Season 1, Episode 3 - "Enter Magneto"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• X-Men - Season 2, Episode 11 - "Mojovision"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• X-Men - Season 3, Episode 19 - "Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips  •  [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls]  •  The boys get tickled by Picklemon  •  A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy  •  Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*Star

Today's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 18 - Spaghetti & Meatballs Beauty Pageant

Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode  •  A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun  •  Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting  •  Austin forgets that he ripped off The Good Place  •  Serena’s true love calls her a dog-faced old trashcan.

Today's Episode Sponsors: “How’s That Cereal?”™ and “What Happened to My Mango?”™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 4 - "Save the Sun"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 14 - "Shutter Bugged"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 17 - "The Crest of Sincerity"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 17 - The Heart of a Goober

Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone  •  Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur  •  Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname  •  Silverhawks worldbuilding is Kiss Kiss Delicious  •  Serena gets sidetracked by ham and double husbands

Today's Episode Sponsors: Fargo Babies™ and Pasta Tops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 16 - "The Arrival of Skullgreymon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 3 - "The Planet Eater"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 13 - "Wedding Day Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 16 - Put An Egg

After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms  •  What Rashōmon will Rory think of next  •  Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting  •  Melvin makes Serena his prunewife  •  Windhammer gets ladled up like soup  •  Etemon, the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we need, but not the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we deserve

Today's Episode Sponsors: Grandma’s Hot Lil’ Griddle™ and Bonesy Boy: The Skeleton Baby for Boneless Boys™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 12 - "An Unnatural Phenomena"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 15 - "The Dark Network of Etemon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 2 - “Journey to Limbo”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Rory’s Downstairs Birthday Situation

Today is our lovely Rory Voie’s birthday! His hunk-stars have aligned, and he has gained yet another ring around his trunk. Come listen to Austin and Andy shower him with deeply disappointing cartoon gifts: James Bond Jr. and Potato Head Kids.

This week on Saturday Ror-ning Tuesdays:
Jaws eats a goddamn car  •  Jimmy Bonjunior plucks from the rare English Pepper Tree  •  Austin’s lack of sleep makes him an easy target for mean-spirited pranks  •  Potato Head Kids shows us how truly low we can go  •  Everyone high-fives a dolphin

Today's Episode Sponsors: Jump Plates™ x2

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• James Bond Jr. - Episode 1 - “The Beginning”
  Available on YouTube

• Potato Head Kids - Episode 2 - "The Case of the Fouled Up Pharaoh"
  Available on YouTube

• Potato Head Kids - Episode 22 - "Surfin' Potatoes"
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 15 - The Menace of Squid*Car

After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him  •  Rory fumbles over a pretty easy clam joke  •  The Planet of the Mimes is not something we made up  •  We all have a good laugh at a horrible slug man  •  We’re counting down the days until Matt is literally just a harmonica-playing Jesus  •  Rich tennis hunks hurdle right into our hearts

Today's Episode Sponsors: Weasel Cheese™ and Mummy Vitamins™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 1 - “The Origin Story”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 11 - "Match Point for Sailor Moon"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 14 - "Departure For a New Continent"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part Two: The Season 1 Clipisode

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part two of our Ghost Week, we indulge in a time-honored television staple: The Clipisode! We’ve curated a chunk of clips from our past that make us secrete giggle-juice from our grim excreters. If you were on the fence before, one whiff of this boywater will make you want to chomp our flavor for sure. (click here for part one)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Osiris weighs our joke-hearts and is pleased  •  Austin keeps his well thoroughly dipped  •  Rory spills the tea on science fiction authors  •  Andy watches anime and we still don’t like it  •  Ronald isn’t ready for *this* jelly

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part One: The Season 1 Recap-tacular

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part one of our Ghost Week, us devilish hunklings sit in our La-Z-Boys and reminisce about the good old days in a Season One Retrospective. (click here for part two)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 14 - Andy Didn't Watch the Episodes (w/Bill Woodland)

In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold  •  Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor  •  Devimon gets a Bowflex  •  Angemon raises many pertinent nipple questions  •  Serena gets dreamy with star hunks  •  Jadeite creates an airplane-based Prometheus situation

Today's Episode Sponsor: No More Bumps™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 13 - "The Legend of the Digi-Destined"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 10 - "Fight to the Finish"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Bill Woodland (Ireland) (Usually)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 13 - Sexy Demon Gaslighting: A Sailor Moon Power Hour (w/Alison Luhrs)

Hey kids, we’re back in the pod-hole with our dear friend Sailor Alison. This episode we catch up on Sailor Moon while ignoring our digi-duties for a week. If you were curious whether Patamon was going to get straight murdered today or not, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory makes a heinous auditory blunder  •  if(boyfriend) { do(naps); }  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 8 and counting  •  Raye and Serena battle to be top goggle-girl  •  We’re still wondering where the 50 theme park kidnap victims went  •  Sexy Cap’n Jed is undone by sporty photography

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secret Movies, Secret Movies About Dogs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 8 - "Nightmare in Dreamland"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 9 - "Cruise Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Santa-day Morning Tuesdays: A Deluxe Christmas Special

Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys dust off their ol’ goose  •  Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor)  •  Mario invents organized religion  •  Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas  •  Hey Arnold! returns and bludgeons us with a devastating emotional cudgel

Today's Episode Sponsors: Christmas Hammers™ and Reindeer James™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Captain N & The New Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas

• He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special

• Hey Arnold! - Arnold's Christmas

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting  •  Digimon eggs are basically bop-its  •  Jadeite gets lazy about codenames  •  Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 12 - "DigiBaby Boom"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 7 - "An Uncharmed Life"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 11 - Amy’s Weird Knees

The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Jadeite files his W-2  •  Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists  •  Sora goes fishing for boys  •  Andy goos it  •  Austin experiments with his Talkhole

Today's Episode Sponsor: Finger Whiskers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 6 - "Time Bomb"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 11 - "The Dancing Digimon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)