Patreon Poll Special - Double Dragon (w/Patrick Stagaman)

This week, we’ve got twice the martial arts brother trouble as special guest Patrick “Slop Dog” Stagaman joins the team for 1993’s Double Dragon. We’ve saved our most devastating punches for ninja superdrugs and laser VR, all for the Code of the Dragon!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Double Dragon Episode 4, “The Price of Oblivion”

• Double Dragon Episode 15, “Shadow Claw”

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

July 4th - American Cyborgs Acting Badly

America's Cool-Ass Birthday has come and gone, but that doesn't mean we can't squeak in a very special episode all about the USA's most robot-riddled public institution. We “promise” this “won’t” get political.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Oh, it’s *getting* political • The Clown Train is coming to break your windows, misgender you, and eat all your gold • RoboCop for President 2024: Punching Nerds and Burning Coal • The only boys in blue we recognize here at SMT are Sonic and his Uncle Chuck • Bad Vibes Only

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tom Clancy’s CIA Theme Park for Dads™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• C.O.P.S. Episode 2, “The Case of the Crime Circus”

• RoboCop: Alpha Commando Episode 15, “Power Play”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Action Man

Your votes become our reality, Patrons. And this time, we’re amping it up with Action Man, the plain yogurt of extreme sports secret agents in the number-horny post-Matrix wasteland of the year 2000. Just don’t forget Alex Mann’s first rule: Check It Out.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries out being spicy today • Mr. Mann brings a skateboard to a gunfight • Looking for a great way to show that time has passed? Try adding A Robot Dog • Surprisingly decent for a show that is so consistently dull

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Action Man Episode 1, “Competitive Edge”

• Action Man Episode 26, “The Ultimate Doom - Part 2”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Ronin Warriors (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

Greetings, Warlords! We’re headed back to our Toonami days with the patron-voted magical boy battle anime, Ronin Warriors. Kyle “Pond Party” Henick joins the samurai squadron for a powerpoint on scythes attached to chains. He knows the word and everything.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve got a real Jet Li Highlander situation with this team • We have to talk about The Circle • First you get the tiger, then you get the armor, then you get the women • Ryo cuts a building in half, hotdog style • Ully’s never getting his parents back.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ronin Warriors Episode 1, “Shadowland”

• Ronin Warriors Episode 2, “Glory for Anubis”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentence

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”

• Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

2021: A Sealabor of Love

Some might say everything has led up to this moment, in this very year of our lord, Sealab 2021 AD. We’re taking our first dip into the Adult Swim, and the water’s just right. Should we dive right in, or should we… *bizarro* dive right in?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Have you ever wondered what would happen if television revolted against its creator? • If you listen to this episode, you are now addicted to scorpion venom • 100% of MC Chrises disliked this • Captain Murphy gets inches from the orange man’s presidential playbook • Bizarro Stormy meets his match

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Keith’s in the Dumpster Again™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sealab 2021 S1E6, “Lost In Time”

• Sealab 2021 S1E9, “All That Jazz”

• Sealab 2021 S2E4, “Der Dieb”

• Sealab 2021 S2E7, “Bizarro”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (w/Corey Lynn Atencio)

Our Patreon voters strike back, forcing our hand to watch 1996’s Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys. With the brave assistance of Corey Lynn “River Mayor” Atencio (@BonfireBabble), we set a course for The Galaxy of Uncomfortably Hot Primates. Engage!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
4 out of 4 podcast hosts walked away from this episode with new sexual baggage • You’re about to learn a LOT about Orbitron • From the creator of all Barbie movies • We chatted about this show two weeks later and realized it was basically all a dream • a really hot dream about Nathan Simian

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Become a Seagull™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Captain Simian Episode 1, “Yes We Have No Bananas”

• Captain Simian Episode 2, “Yes We Still Have No Bananas”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Corey Lynn Atencio
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Teen Wolf - A Horny, Hairy Halloween

OH BOY do we have a spooktastic surprise for you today—Austin got a REAL LIVE WOLFMAN* to guest star on the podcast for the extremely real Teen Wolf cartoon. By the end you’ll be HOWLING with laughter!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Teen Wolf Episode 1, “Teen Wolf’s Family Secret”

• Teen Wolf Episode 2, “Grandpa’s in the Doghouse”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - TigerSharks

Patrons voted, and we’ve returned with the bounty of their dark harvest: 1987’s TigerSharks, the most diminished return from House Thundercats with one shining exception: Dragonstein, the dragon frankenstein. This will be the rest of the episode.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
If the whole point of your superpower was to be fish, guess how many were mammals • ‘The Comic Strip’ was bad and someone needed to say it • Everyone loves this cool buzzsaw jetski • There’s kind of a team magma/team aqua vibe to these villains • The ship does a wiggle to win

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Teen Beef™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• TigerSharks Episode 1, “Voyage to Water-o”

• TigerSharks Episode 2, “SARK to the Rescue”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Lazer Tag Academy (w/Rashawn Nadine Scott) (and introducing Ray Lazer)

Imagine another time — the year 3000, a “perfect” world with wizard guns and no crime. That’s the reality of 1986’s Lazer Tag Academy, and our special guest Rashawn Nadine Scott helps us really blast it into oblivion.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
You’ll love our Fiddler spinoff starring Lazer Minnelli • Future humans made all lions their bitch • A villain who wants to erase history belligerently sees no problem with that • Let’s not admit Jeren is a terrible name • We give no slack to Tom’s choice of rubbie duckie quips • The Jerens literally choose to fight for the confederacy(??)

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Andy Definitely Has Gold Hidden In His Basement™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Lazer Tag Academy Episode 1, “The Beginning”

• Lazer Tag Academy Episode 2, “Skugg Duggery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Pole Position, or The Cave of Rory Riddlemouth

Before the Big Bang created a universe of Bazingas, Sheldonfather Chuck Lorre wrote for a short-lived cartoon called Pole Position. How badly will a family of stunt drivers neglect their attention-starved baby sister and her dog-monkey? Buckle up!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve Greeked it again • The ol’ “Triple Agent” gambit really eats shit in this one • Tess and Greg Dumont get freaky at the stoplight • You can’t apply to become general • They drew the wrong old white doctor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: McDonald’s Adult PlayPlaces™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Pole Position Episode 1, “The Code”

• Pole Position Episode 2, “The Canine Vanishes”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Clone High (w/Alison Lührs)

Dust off your vials of old-timey DNA and laugh along with Alison “Bees of the Southern Wild” Lührs’ favorite cartoon, Clone High! That’s right, we watched the recently renewed CLONE HIGH and have appropriately tempered our expectations.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin laps at a log for morsels like the Point Anteater he is • We’re willing to let Rory dislike the show, so long as he never tells us or anyone • We know this is an audio podcast, but trust us, we all did synchronized cabbage patches • We’re dying to know more about Dreidelstein and King Kwanzaa

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Norman and the Horse™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Clone High Episode 2, “Election Blu-Galoo”

• Clone High Episode 11, “Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Jem (w/Amalia Larson)

We were selected to be special guests at Minnesota’s premiere vaping convention, CloudCon 2020! Please enjoy keynote speaker, Amalia “Jazz Police“ Larson, as she joins our hazy recollection of 1985’s Jem at the request of our fabulous Patrons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The clouds you make are the ones you take • Jem screlts a high A and Amalia is NOT havin it • You gotta watch out for floods and also canyon murder • Everyone, Look At My Starving Child Prop • Let’s learn about the backend for record sales

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Phantom of the Opera Alarm Clock from the 90s™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jem Season 1 Episode 9, “The World Hunger Shindig”

• Jem Season 2 Episode 4, “One Jem Too Many”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - Dungeons & Dragons

Our Patrons have once again taken the reins and steered our podcast horses back to Dungeons & Dragons, a TV show about a carnival ride about a game that, according to Pastor Steve, forged my unbreakable bond with Satan.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s highest concept yet might run us afoul of Drew Carey • The Adventures of Melba Toast Man • Eric is a Difficult Person • Bogbeast? Horny teen? There’s an ancient prophecy for that • The magic hat is even more precocious than the already chaotic-neutral Dungeon Master • Apparently there’s like tons of children born of Stargazer ilk, making prophecies everywhere just steamed

Today’s Episode Sponsor: (Council of) Council of Dads (A Council of Dads Fancast)™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dungeons & Dragons Episode 6, “Beauty and the Bogbeast”

• Dungeons & Dragons Episode 21, “Child of the Stargazer”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Council of Council of Dads: A Council of Dads Fancast

Spring is a time of joyous rebirth. The Childish Podbaby Saturday Morning Tuesdays is gone, and now we proudly present our adult Podfather about NBC’s hit new drama, Council of Dads. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll dad your pants.

Patreon Poll Special - DuckTales

The votes are in, and the winner of our first Patreon poll goes to nostalgic 80s darling DuckTales, starring Walt Disney self-insert OC Scrooge McDuck. (If you, too, want to dictate what cartoons we watch, all you gotta do is help us fill our very own money bin)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries to use our podcast to launch his Broadway career • Barbara Walters impressions are still lame in 2020 • A moratorium on crows with hats • Stinky Uncle Catfish revives our old nemesis, contract law • Elephants are the world’s most untapped labor force

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Ken Doll But With Realistic Parts™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• DuckTales Episode 6, “Send in the Clones”

• DuckTales Episode 61, “Once Upon A Dime”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Daria (w/Amalia Larson)

We’re joined in the studio once again by Amalia “Soap Toes” Larson to examine MTV’s patron saint of Generation X, Daria. So crank up the grunge, slam a pog, shred your denim, and remember those who bravely fought in the Boomer Uprising of ‘97.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Men really ought to add some entertainment features ~down there~ • The Vengaboys are coming to claim your bananas • Justice for Quinn Morgendorfer • The best days end with a bonus sock • If your teen has low self-esteem, you probably haven’t yelled at them enough

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The 2020 Alvin and the Chipmunks Convention™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Daria Episode 1, “Esteemsters”

• Daria Episode 2, “The Invitation”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

• Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Klaus - A Saturday Morning Tuesdays Movie Night

As our third season draws to a close, and Father Winter slinks down your domestic smokehole to deliver his damp secrets, we thought it’d be fun to watch an honest-to-goodness movie on the pod: the all-new, all-Netflix Santa origin tale, Klaus!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
This is a Joan Cusack podcast and Andys don’t get a vote • Santa finally chops the Chekhov’s Wood by the end of the movie • Kids famously hate the mail • and Spielbergs hate the Internet • Learn the value of a dollar and a woman’s love

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Danny DeVito and the Christmas Mouse™

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE

• Netflix’s “Klaus”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Mighty Max (w/Dominique Thomas)

Don your historically accurate magic baseball cap and travel back to the world of ‘90s toy marketing. Special guest Dom “Not Mad At Us This Time” Thomas joins us for the story of a boy being routinely taken out of school to party with a chicken wizard.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom must’ve been playing Zelda recently • Max scientifically explains to children that monsters are legit real • The Pizza Loophole gets past all the warding charms • An eccentric Texan makes everything better • Kids continue to loooove contract law

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mighty Max - Season 1, Episode 9, "Less than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea"

• Mighty Max - Season 2, Episode 8, "Along Came Arachnoid"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)